draco : i finally had sex today, father.
lucius : that's good news, son. let's sit down and talk about it.
draco : i can't. my ass hurts.
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𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗧 𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬 ━ book two
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