Just Like That! [ A Carryminati & Manan FF ]

18

Standing ramrod at the entrance of the kitchen, Yash demanded “abbey Ajey tera kaam hua ki nehin?????”

Puffing his nose irritatedly, Ajey commented “ghanta kaam hua hai mera!!!...har paanch second mein toh tu ‘Ajey hua ki nehi’ bol ke disturb kiye jaa raha hai!!!!..aise thodi naa hota hai….bhai let me focus!!!!!!”

Rolling his eyes, Yash snorted “dekh Ajey…agar by chance mummy aa gayi naa toh main yaha se bhaag lunga….phir tu hi unnhe jawab dete rahiyo ki unnke pyaare se kitchen mein kya kaand kar raha tha!!!!!”

Frustatedly Ajey burst out “sunn yaar…pehele hi mujhe yeh kitchen mein masale dhoondhna naa…..Pacify ke game mein doll dhoondh ne se kam mushkil nehi laag raha hai…bass waha darane ke liye chudali thi…aur yaha mummy hai!!!!!...issliye please tu toh kam se kam shaanti rakh le!!!!”

Sulking about the whole situation, Yash tried to change Ajey’s mind “Yaar tujhe breakfast kyon baana naa hai????...aram se order kar lena naa???”

Giving a deadpan look, Ajey retorted “peheli baat yeh hai ki….mujhe Malar ke liye aapne haathon se kal breakfast baana ni hai!!!!!...aur dusri baat…utni subha ko khaane ki delivery kya humare abba karenge????”

In a matter of fact way, Yash stated “not possible actually….kyonki abba joh hai walid humare…woh toh uss waqt blanket oddh ke soote hai yaar!!!!”

Well their important discussion would have continued, if Ajey had not noticed Sia approaching the kitchen.

Sweating like a dog, Ajey blurted out “oh teri…..ammi aa rahi hai…I mean mummy aa rahi hai!!!”

Frightened to death, Yash announced “Ajey yaar….chal chupp jaate hai!!!!!”

Agreeing to Yash’s suggestion, Ajey went and hid behind him.

Perplexed by Ajey’s action, Yash tried to look behind “abbey tu yeh kya kar raha hai????”

Ajey innocently meowed “tune hi toh kaha chupp ne ke liye…main bass wahi kar raha hu!!!!”

Getting hold of Ajey’s hand, Yash made him forcefully come out of his hide out “aise cheating karega naa toh main nehin khelunga tera saath!!!...wasie bhi yeh sab kuch tere breakfast baana ne ke chakkar mein ho raha hai…so…agar marna hi hai naa…toh dono saath mil ke shaahid honge!!!!”

Entering the kitchen, Sia picked up few bits and pieces of their conversation and asked “kaun kise shaahid kar raha hai????...don’t tell me ki tum dono phir se mere kitchen mein ghuss ke laadai kar rahe the???”

Keeping a straight face, both the brothers said in a sing-a-song way “nooooooo mummyyyyy…….hum log bilkul laadai nehin kar rahe the….infact we love each other a lot!!!!!”

Eyeing her both the sons suspiciously Sia exclaimed “haan-haan…kuch zyada hi pyaar hai tum bhaiyon mein!!!!....after all….issi pyaar ke chalte ghar mein kitni saari cheeze tooti hai…mujhe woh bhi bade acche se yaad hai!!!!”

Taking Sia in a side hug, Ajey tried to distract her “arrey mummy woh sab toh bacchpan ki baatein hai!!!...unnhe rehne doo!!!...waise aap kitchen mein kisi kaam se ayi thi kya????”

Immediately Sia remembered “arrey accha hua tum dono saath mein mil gaye!!!...paata hai kal raat ko hi maine ek poora packet biscuit ka dibbe mein daala tha….lekin aaj subha ko jab dekha toh woh dibba addhe se bhi zyaada khaali tha!!!!...”

Listening about the biscuits, Yash and Ajey gave each other the ‘lo-ho-gaya-siyyappa-wala-look’.

Interrupting the mental conversation of the brothers, Sia asked the most dreaded question “tum dono ko biscuits ke bareme paata hai kya????...kahi chuhe toh nehi ghuss aye ghar mein????”

Involuntarily it slipped out of Yash’s mouth “chuhiyaan bhi ho sakti hai mummy!!!!”

Sponateneously Ajey darted his gaze at Yash as if saying 'abbey saale!!!!!!!!'

Realizing what a blunder he had done, Yash spoke nervously “mummy….mera phone room mein baaj raha hai…main naa call attend kar ke ata hu!!!”

Raising her brows at Yash, Sia queried “Yash…beta tera room 2nd floor pein hai…phir tujhe yaha se mobile baajne ki awaaz kaise sunnai de rahi hai????”

The only logical thing Yash could say before dashing out of the kitchen was “mummy yaar aap samjha karo…main naa aap se baad mein baat karta hu!!!!”

Turning towards Ajey, Sia confusedly asked “yeh Yash kya bol ke gaya abhi-abhi???....mujhe kya samjhna chahiye Ajey???”

Taking this as an opportunity, Ajey assured Sia “Yash ka naa shyaad dimaag ke saath-saath kaan bhi kharab ho gaya hai!!!...main naa usse personally doctor ke paas leke jaunga…aap naa mummy bass chill karo!!!!”

Saying this Ajey also disappeared from there, before Sia could interrogate him further.

While Sia helplessly mouthed “woh sab toh theek hai….par mere biscuits ka kya hua????”