Just Like That! [ A Carryminati & Manan FF ]

19

Ajey’s room

Lying on the bed Yash keept on glancing at Ajey, who was standing in front of the mirror and setting his hair.

With annoyance clearly written all over his face, Yash mentioned “15!!!”

Turning around to face Yash, Ajey quizzed “oye…ab yeh 15 ka kya chakkar hai???”

An irked Yash revealed “ab taak naa tu 15 baar aapne baal set kar chukka hai!!!”

Avoiding Yash’s gawking session, Ajey naively voiced “theek hai naa…woh darasal…I am feeling a bit nervous!!!!”

Flabbergasted by Ajey’s confession, Yash pointed out “wait…what!!!!!...the great Carryminati is feeling nervous…that to because of a girl!!!”

With his cheeks turning a bit red, Ajey sat down on the bed.

Getting alarmed by Ajey’s silence, Yash took a seat beside him and affectionately asked “kya hua hai mere bhai???”

Exhaling sharply, Ajey finally opened up “Yash woh…Malar naa…she is different!!!...I mean...she makes me feel so different!!!...jab bhi main uss ke aas paas hota hu naa toh…she makes me feel so many emotions all at once!!!...poori duniya mein naa shyaad woh ek hi ladki hogi …who makes me feel nervous around her!!!...mera dil naa aapne aap hi zor-zor se dhaak-dhaak karne laagta hai!!!...arrey usse toh yeh realise bhi nehi hota hoga…but her every small facial expression affects me!!!...tujhe paata hai…jab woh chhup hoti hai naa toh hamesha aapne khaayalon mein khoyi hui si rehti hai!!!...aur jab woh gussa hoti hai naa…toh usski naak aapne aap se hi phool jaati hai!!!...she is a paradox dude…matlab bandi mein naa maturity koot-koot ke bhari hui hai…par phir bhi usska dil bacchon ka hai!!!...I know Yash…tujhe yeh sab kuch infatuation yah attraction laag raha hoga!!!...but what she makes me feel naa…aaj taak kisi ne waisa kiya hi nehin!!!...she…she is something!!!”

With a smile lingering on his face, Yash articulated “wowww…tere roasting videos ke alawa maine tujhe aaj taak itna lamba paragraph bolte hue kabhi nehi sunna hai…woh bhi ek saans mein!!!”

Spareing a sideways look at Yash, Ajey nagged “tujhe mere itne saare sentences mein…bass yahi samajh aya???”

Snaking his arm around Ajey’s neck, Yash disclosed “you know Ajey…uss raat tune jab restaurant ke manager se baat karne ke baad…peheli baar ek ajnaabi ladki ko dekhne ki zidd ki thi…and you literally dragged us to Sanjeevni naa…mujhe tab hi samajh aa gaya tha…that it wasn’t merely an infatuation!!!...kuch toh connection tha…”

A stunned Ajey probed “tujhe agar paata tha…toh tune baataya kyon nehi bey???”

Sensibly Yash remarked “Ajey…don’t get me wrong...par tera bada bhai hone ke naate…I myself wanted to make sure that Malar was right for you!!!...and yeah to some extent…you were correct that I had this doubt…ki Malar tere liye sirf ek infatuation thi!!!”

Ajey keenly requested “toh tujhe ab kya laagta hai???”

Feigning gravity, Yash answered back “well…ab jab Malar…Nyonika aunty aur Raj uncle ki beti hai…aur upar se ussne mujhe aapna bhai bhi baana liya hai…toh now I am thinking…ki tu usske liye sahi banda hai bhi yah nehin!!!”

Taken aback by Yash’s declaration, Ajey somehow managed to verbalise his distraught thoughts “saale…tune party badal liya???”

Chuckling at Ajey’s accusation, Yash prompted “dekh yaar Ajey…tu mera chhota bhai hai…aur Malar bhi meri muh boli behen hai…so I need to be unbiased!!!...wasie…is it morally right to get your brother and so called sister married???”

The next instant, Yash was lying on the bed with Ajey on his top and getting beaten up blue and black.

Pausing for a moment between their WWE sessions, Ajey snapped “green-mango-more kahi ke!!!...tujhe agar Malar ka bhai baan naa hai toh tu khushi-khushi baan!!!...lekin mujhe kyon beech mein ghassit raha hai!!!...issliye kaan khol ke sunn le tu Yash woh koi meri behen-wehen nehi laagti!!!”

Gasping for air, Yash reminded “woh sab toh theek hai…lekin 4:30 baaj raha hai!!!...don’t you have to pick up Malar from hospital???...yah teri jagah main chala jau???”

Ajey literally cried out “nehinnnn…tu yahi pein padda reh…main jaa raha hu usse pick karne!!!”

Climbing down of the bed, Ajey quickly straightened his t-shirt and dashed out of the room.

But he had to come back inside when Yash yelled “abbey majnu ki aulad gaadi ki chabbiyan toh leta jaa!!!!”

Picking up the car keys from the dresser in a jiffy, Ajey exited the room not before screaming “thank you ki toh mujh se umid bhi maat rakhna…besharam insaan!!!”

While Yash helplessly made a poker face.