Just Like That! [ A Carryminati & Manan FF ]

4

10:00 am

A drowsy Ajey peeked at his watch for the zillionth time and grumbled “Mummy yaar yeh aapki best friend ka ghar aur kitni dur hai??”

Irked by Ajey’s constant nagging, Sia asserted  “arrey thodi si shanti rakh….hum bass paanch minute mein pohachne wale hai!!!”

Whining like a baby, Ajey complained “yeh aapka paanch minute wala scheme naa pichle ek ghante se chal raha hai!!!!…akhir yeh aapki best friend ka ghar Mumbai ke map mein hai bhi ki nehin??”

Sia was all set to thrash her son, when Jai stepped in to save the day “agar tum maa-bete ka hogaya ho...toh humlog finally humare manzil taak pohach gaye hai!!”

Sarcastically Ajey remarked “arrey waah kitni jaldi pohach gaye naa humlog papa!!!!”

Scowling at Ajey, Sia spoke to her husband “ratti bhar bhi patience nehi hai iss nalayaak mein…bilkul tum pein gaya hai!!!”

Jai retorted “yeh kaisa logic hai??...agar iss ne kuch accha kiya ho toh tumhara beta…aur galti se agar kuch bura kar de toh woh jhaat se mera beta baan jaata hai!!!…arrey tum toh doctor ho naa..phir yeh baat bhul kaise jaati ho ki iss nalayaak mein hum dono ke equal chromosomes hai!!!”

Rolling her eyes Sia concluded “mujhe iss baat pein koi behes hi nehin karni hai!!!...kaha bhagwan ji se phool si beti maangi thi …par naseeb mein doo karele jaise bete mil gaye”

Delivering her punch line successfully, Sia stepped out of the car, leaving Jai and Ajey thoroughly perplexed.

Yash and Tanmay who were sleeping throughout the entire journey were suddenly wide awake and mutely witnessed the family drama unfolding in front of them.

Smacking Ajey’s head, Yash rebuked “tu hoga India ka no one roast king!..but ghar pein naa sirf mummy ka barbecue chalta hai!!”

A vexed Ajey snarled “theek hai naa… ab agar mummy ko phool jaisi beti chahiye….toh tu papa ko bol!!!”

At once Jai countered “oh hello papa ko bol ka matlab kya hota hai!!!...ab beti kya papa Amazon yah Flipkart se mangaenge!!!....ek taraf tumhari mummy ke taane aur dusri taraf tumhare unrealistic farmaishe!!!....pareshaan ho gaya hu main!!!....issliye kaan khol ke sunn lo …ab humare ghar mein beti nehin sirf bahu aayegi!!!...yah toh tum dono aapne liye ladki dhoondh lo warna naya ghar dekh lena”

Hurling his threat at them, Jai got off the car. While thinking about the impending doom Yash and Ajey got super distressed.

Trying to cheer them up, Tanmay said “ arrey guys chill…Ajey ke liye ladki toh mil gayi hai!!...ab Yash ke liye bhi dhoondh hi lenge!!!”

An embittered Ajey bellowed “bhai kaha mili ladki!!...poore  Mumbai mein main usse dhoondhunga kaha!!!”

Slow clapping Yash pointed out “happy realization baby bro!!!....kal raat ko jab maine yeh same baat boli thi …toh tu saapne mein bhabhi se milne ke liye maara jaa raha tha…ab kya hua??.. saapna toot gaya ki nasha uttar gaya????”

A boiling Ajey replied “theek hai naa!!!...subha hote hi tumhari bhabhi saapno mein tata bol ke chali gayi!!!...ab yeh soccho ki woh real life mein akhir milegi kaha!!!”

Their super important discussion was interrupted by the sharp call of Jai “arrey jaldi car se bahar aao…dekho yaha aunty uncle tumlogo ka wait kar rahe hai!!!”

Keeping aside all their worries for the time being, the trio made their way towards the entrance of the house.

Sia and Jai were happily chatting away with their old pals.