Just a boy

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by gruzinkerbelle8

by gruzinkerbelle8

                                    
                                              I was sitting on my broomstick, when Draco came up to me. He was smirking. I asked "why are you so stinky with cologne?" 
He replied "because I'm wearing it for you my pig." 
I started to weep. 
"What are you crying for?" He questioned.
"I just sharted in my new Victoria's Secret pantaloons! Now there's gonna be a stain and I won't be able to return my unicorn knickers."
"I'll buy you some more don't worry my colon! He smiles and chuckles.
"But there were 52.99$" I scream.
"Calm down babe." He says calmly.
I get so mad that I play TRAINWRECK and eat my lungs.