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Explosive Diarrhoea

"Aggghhhhh I think the baby is coming Draco!!! There is no time to get to the hospital!!" I scream.
"Okay my chockie mousse just squeeze!" Draco says.
I squeeze so hard that it finally comes out. A massive chunk of plop. I cradle it in my arms. "Rockaby poopy on my bum crack.." I sing softly and the diarrhoea starts to snore.
"It's beautiful." Draco sighs happily, hugging me tightly.
Suddenly I feel a terrible pain in my stomach.
"I think I'm having twins!" I shout. I squeeze some more and a large colon flops onto the floor.
"Oh my goodness it's even better than the other baby!" My hubby exclaims excitingly.
"Oh darling, fetch me my flip flops!" I say to Draco.
"Righty ho!" He says and runs to the door. He comes back with my Gucci sliders.
"DRACO I SAID FLIP FLOPS NOT SLIDERS!!!" I cry.
"Well I can't find them my nanny plum!" He replies.
"Well fetch me my clogs then!" And he runs to the shelf where all of the clogs are kept safely. I slip them on and stamp on my newly born poo chunk.
"I liked the colon better anyways!" I laugh and sit on the loo 🚽.