DRACO LOVE STORIES!! 💕

Thats my boy

I crept up on Pansy, her poop hat flew off and revealed her bald patch.
"I know you ate my poo syrup!" I scream.
"No I did not I only like colon syrup." She says.
In anger, I twist my toe off and use it as a dagger. I stab her in her bladder and Draco comes pouring out.
"I knew it." I sob. "You are cheating with Pansy." I say to him.
"No she asked me to squeeze he colon so she could fit it into her tights." He shouts.
"Really." I ask hopefully.
"Yes of course I would never cheat on you. You have the tastiest colon I have ever licked." He laughed and  seasoned my organs.
"Draco I think that is enough salt, you'll get heart failure."
"You're right. And anyway, I am on my only cucumber diet." He says sadly.
"No that is wrong you said that you could eat colons too." Pansy barks.
"SO YOU DID LIE TO ME!" I scream in Malfoy's face.
"No it is not what it looks like! I was just checking for any dirt on Pansy's colon. You can't have a dirty one or Gordon Ramsay won't let her on his morning breakfast show."
"I will only forgive you if you give me your muscles." I say.
"Deal." He says as he takes his muscles off.