DRACO LOVE STORIES!! 💕

The only one for me

"My diareah burns my bum and I scream." I confess to Draco.
"What! How dare you have spicy poo without me!" He screams.
"I'm sorry hottie- I mean Draco. I didn't mean to! I just ate a spicy curry it is not my fault!"
"No more supper for you!" He exclaims.
"BUT WE WERE GONNA HAVE MY FAVOURITE DISH! COLON ON PIZZA CRUST!"
"That's what you get for being naughty." He says.
Angry tears run down my face as diareah drips down my legs into my white socks, turning them a tasty shade of brown.

I walk along the halls and I spy Draco making out with my Colon.
"COLON! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!??" I sob and run away.
"I was getting bored of your insides so I was switching to Draco." Colon says.
"That is no excuse!" I shout and fall down the toilet.
Then Draco sits on the toilet. I see into his bum hole and spy even more beef jerky!!
"Draco I love when you have jerky in your organs!" I say.
"I love it too!" Draco says and we get married in the bathrooms.