DRACO LOVE STORIES!! 💕

Safe now

I lay staring up at the stars. I shart quietly and stick my fingers up my bum then lick them. "Tastes like strawberries" I say as I shart the night away.
Suddenly I hear a noise. It is a laugh. I see Draco staring at me from the shadows. I sit up and shuffle around, praying that he doesn't see the mountain of poo that I am sitting on.
"You look hot when you're sharting." He says leaving me starstruck.
"Thank you angel." I say flirtishly.
He sits down besides me and tickles my colon. As fast as lightning, he grabs a padlocked safe and hides my colon inside it.
"If I eat this, I will become a colon." He says hungrily.
"Draco no!"
But it's too late he has already swallowed my organ.
Suddenly, he starts to shake. I look away for a second and when I look back, I see a luscious colon. He is even hotter than before. I smile and lick his face. "Tasty." I say.
Then the colon gives me a warm hug, nicer than a jugular vein hug.
"I love you." I say and he dies.