Author: Before we start, I would just like to say that the following asks/dares are amazing
Author: The Thomas one really got me
Author: I nearly dropped my computer because I was laughing, lol
Author: Anyways, thank you for the compliment and now we shall commence!
Author: 1Fightingfrenchman asks/dares:
#1
Alex: ...
John: Well you heard the dare Alex, shall we?
George: Nope, not happening.
Allie: Why, you don't trust two teenaged dudes who so clearly have sexual tension?
Phillip: And who have been pining over each other for like, four years now?
George: Exactly.
Alex: You trust Allie and Phillip with their spouses!
George: Allie and Phillip aren't going to get funky in the bathtub!
Maria: *chokes on her drink* That was beautiful Mr. Washington.
George: Thank you.
Alex: Well, what about Laf and Herc?!
George: They're of legal age and can do whatever they want. Plus I showed Herc my special brass knuckles.
Laf: Dad!
George: No harm was done to your boyfriend Laf, it was just a mild way of saying, hurt my child and you'll be in an immense amount of pain
Herc: Alex also showed me his ax, Phillip his staff, and Allie showed me her pepper spray. Needless to say, I got the message.
Laf: Oh dear god.
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~Later~
Alex: Why did we think this was a good idea, this water is boiling!
John: Holy fuck it's hot!
Alex: Hot tubs are disgusting!
John: Race you to the pool!
Alex: You're on!
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#2
George: Not in my holy Christian household
Alex: You literally just said they were of legal age! Besides, there's a fluffy part of the dare!
Allie: They are cute together.
Phillip: Otp right there.
Laf: Aw, thank you.
~Later~
Laf: You want to watch a movie, mon cherie?
Herc: Of course my dear! Buttered popcorn and skittles?
Laf: You know me so well.
Herc: After four years of dating I'd hope so.
Laf: And hopefully many more years.
Herc: *hands him a glass of wine*
Herc: To us.
Laf: To us.
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#3
James M: Me?
James M: *takes a fork and hesitantly puts it in the microwave*
James M: I have a bad feeling about this.
James M: A really bad feeling
James M: Like something horrible is going to happen
*The fork starts to spark*
James M: I don't like this
*The fork sparks more*
James M: I really don't like this
*James ducks behind the counter right as the microwaves explodes*
James M: ...
James M: I nearly died
James M: I--
James M: Yep, I'm done. Bye.
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#4
Author: I love this so much--anyways, moving on
The people doing this dare will be:
-Alex
-John
-Laf
-Herc
-James M.
-Eliza
-Peggy
-Angelica
Lez go.
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Alex's Reaction:
Alex: This is the most disgusting thing I have ever eaten. Ew. It's both creamy and soft, like if peanut butter was put on pasta. I need to borrow a lighter from Eliza because this stuff needs to be burnt. Or is it already burnt? Honestly, I can't tell.
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John's Reaction:
John: My mouth is basically glued shut. It's really hard to talk. I need a tooth brush to get both the flavor and smell out of my mouth or else Alex is literally never going to kiss me again.
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Laf's Reaction:
Laf: This is an insult to cooking and the nation of France. Thomas literally lived in France with all of the delicious, authentic French pastas yet he focuses on this nasty cheesy dish? A disgrace.
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Herc's Reaction:
Herc: It could be worse. I'd rather eat this than mushroom soup. Though most people would pick this over that. Eh. I don't like it but I don't hate it.
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James M's Reaction:
James M: I want to like it but I don't. I really really hate this. Ew. And Thomas said he loves this more than me? I'm insulted. Nasty stuff.
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Eliza's Reaction:
Eliza: It's not too bad. I--ew why is it crunchy?!
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Peggy's Reaction:
Peggy: I'd rather meet Satan than eat that. I don't think pigs would eat that and they eat almost everything!
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Angelica's Reaction:
Angelica: This explains why Thomas is such an idiot.
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Thank you again for the asks/dares and have a wonderful day! Ciao!
-Elle
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