ZiM INVA's JOURNAL OF DOOM (Knowing Me, Knowing You) (Invader ZiM AU)

Entry 3: Your Best Friend

I've discovered a recurring issue in my skool changes: I am skool friendless. Sure, I have Floog and maybe now Seven, but it doesn't feel like a BEST friendship. Is that a normal feeling? To have a little amount of friends, but not be close to them? Is not having any friends inhuman? I'm not sure.
It's just that I've noticed people in my classes already have best friends, while ZiM is alone; in choir the girls are in several friend groups (like Isabella, Gretchen, Katie, etc), in art Edd's best friends with Tom, in geometry Greg just gets along with everyone, and in science the stink creature seems to get along well with his lab partner Dipper. I've seen the way he looks at him; trying to impress him, making him think he's cool, they talk for a long time... not that I focus on that during seventh period.
I remain best-friend-less. And I'm not the only one who seemed to notice, too! Today at lunch, I was approached by Keef from seventh period and two of his friends: Irving and Starfan. He told me that they were starting a so-called "friend club" in eighth period and told me I should join. Of course, that sounded incredibly stupid. But, whatever. I went. And you know what? It WAS stupid. It was just those three pretending to be my friend the entire time. To be honest, I just wanted to leave. So I did! I found an excuse to go get something like chalk from the supply closet. But the second I opened the door of the supply closet I caught the Dib-pig face-battling with that Dipper guy. Needless to say I'm scarred and turned right around and went back to friend club. They eventually left me alone once the bell rang; which was perfect timing, since I was about to punch Keef's eyes out.
Speaking of the Dibstick!
Back at lunch, once again, he threw beans at me. Which, normally isn't a big deal, but I love this outfit. I swear to god, if he stains it, I will actually bash his head in. Anyway, after throwing beans at me, I guess as a joke he took a video of me trying to get them off. I don't understand how that would be funny to be honest, but that other guy he hangs around with seemed to think it was. I told him to delete it, and of course he didn't. I jumped up to try to grab the phone right from his sweaty hands, only making the situation worse. By that, I mean I took it and deleted it myself, but I ended up going to the principal's office. So there's that.
I hate him. I hate him so much. That kid makes me want to just... NGH!!
Anyway, on to a better topic of friendship...
Gir made a friend today!! And I know she's real because I saw her when picking him up!! Her name is Charlotte, and they seem to really like each other! It's cute, and it's nice that Gir finally has a friend that isn't his big brother. And it's nice to see that he can make friends without a stupid club.
Ehh... I'm not really sure how to end this. Gir told me more about Charlotte and I barely talked about my skool day, and nothing else important really happened. And it's late right now. So I guess, ZiM Inva signing off.
Song recommendation of the day: Head Over Heels by ABBA

(TBC)