A series of one shots based from suggestions from Tumblr. Textposts.

Son of a- GABRIEL

        It was a normal day in the motel room. Dean was sitting ridiculously close to Cas as Sam sat on his own bed while doing research. The only sound was the tapping of the laptop keys and the occasionally question from Castiel. They were in town hunting some sort of ghost that they hadn't placed yet.

          The silence was broken when the door handle to the room began jiggling. Sam immediately reached for his gun, followed by Dean. That was all they could do before the door was kicked open. A man ran in, staggering dramatically. He stopped in the middle of the room and put his hands on his knees, as if taking a breath. He held a finger up for them to wait a moment.

                After that time he straightened back up. Gabriel stood there, looking tired as if he was running. He quickly glanced around the room, studying the guns pointed at him. His eyes landed on Dean last.

                "Dean!" Gabriel almost yelled. "I have searched far and wide! All across the universe! After all those journeys I meant many different men." The other three looked at Gabriel confused.

                "I HAVE SEARCHED THE UNIVERSE FOR YEARS, DEAN, AND I CAN NOT FIND YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY!" Gabriel declared clearly.

         "FUCKING KNEW IT!" Sam yelled. 

        Gabriel then fell to the floor laughing at Dean's face. Soon followed by Sam while Cas was the confused one, attempting to ask what was happening. 

       "Dean, what did he mean? Why is Gabriel here? Why is that amusing?" "

        "Son of a- GABRIEL!" Dean yelled, shutting the archangel up," What are you doing here?!" 

        "After realizing you were deedling my little bro, Cassie, I had to make a dramatic entrance. Couldn't have my bro getting laid without me embarrassing his boyfriend first. And now that I'm done, goodbye. Especially goodbye, Samoose." Gabriel winked at Sam before disappearing. Dean gave Sam a look that said 'control your boyfriend'