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Pansy: Never have I ever flashed a bartender to get a free drink

Ron & Draco: *drink*

Pansy: You guys know how the game works, right? You drink if you have done it 

Ron: Oh, we understand 

Ginny: Never have I ever had sex in the back of a car 

Hermione: No way. Everyone’s done that?

Everyone: Yeah 

Blaise: Except for you 

Hermione: Draco, you’re telling me you had sex in the back of a car?  

Draco: Actually, it was on the train *cough* with Harry 

Hermione: … 

Harry: Look, we’ve done like nine rounds of this, and you haven’t drunk once, Hermione 

Ron: Maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk 

Pansy: I love you, honey, but you haven’t had the craziest life 

Hermione: That’s not true. I’ve done stuff. Just say ones that are a little less wild 

Draco: Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signalling 

Hermione: Okay, a turn is a big deal. It’s not like you said…never have I ever changed lanes without signalling 

Harry: Never have I ever changed lanes without signalling 

Hermione: You guys are insane!  

Ron: Never have I ever accepted the terms and conditions without reading them 

Hermione: It’s too risky 

Pansy: Left a movie without watching the credits 

Hermione: Those people worked hard! 

Ginny: Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner 

Hermione: They make the conditioner. They know what they’re doing! 

Everyone: *sigh*

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