Ron: Have you started off thinking of names for the baby yet?
Draco: Oh yeah! I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas!
Harry: Really? Me too!
Luna: Me too!
Hermione: Really?
Luna: Uh huh! If it’s a girl, Luna, and if it’s a boy, Luno!
Harry: ...maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know? Er, Draco, what were you thinking?
Draco: Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French
Harry: Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent
Draco: Okay fine, what do you have?
Harry: Well, OK, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but...Darwin
Draco: Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard
Pansy: Yeah, by Sandrine
Harry: You’re just saying that ’cause I said no to your name!
Draco: I’m really, really not
Hermione: How about you each get five vetoes?
Draco: All right
Harry: That sounds fair
Draco: Yeah! I don’t think you’re going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl, Rain
Harry: Veto
Draco: Why?
Harry: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Luna: I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!
Harry: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Draco: Harry, why do you hate our child?
Harry: Fine, you go
Draco: Okay, James
Harry: Oh-
Draco: But only if it’s a girl
Harry: Oh, veto. How about - Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Draco: Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Harry: Veto. Stewart?
Draco: Veto. Sawyer?
Harry: Veto. Helen?
Draco: Veto
Ginny: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
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