Lily (checking her watch): Where are they? The Halloween feast is starting in five minutes
Remus (shrugging): They were in the bathroom getting ready and putting their costumes on. They told me to go on ahead without them
Lily: Didn’t McGonagall tell them no costumes because of last year?
Remus: They said it wasn’t exactly a costume. James seemed to think it was pretty fu- no. No fucking way.
James (walking in wearing a gryffindor uniform with a skirt, a red wig and prefect button): 10 points from Slytherin!
Sirius (walking in wearing a pressed and neat gryffindor uniform with a short brown wig, scars on his face, and a prefect button): 10 points from Potter and Black for having too much fun
James (flipping his red hair over his shoulder and getting a dramatic look on his face): Not Potter! He’s the love of my life
Remus (angry): I don’t talk like that
Sirius (in a perfect imitation of Remus): I don’t talk like that!
Lily (red faced): I don’t flip my hair that much
James (flipping his hair and batting his eyes at Lily): ‘Course you do love
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(Mostly) Drarry incorrect quotes
HumorIncorrect quotes about the Wizarding World. Ships that may appear: -Drarry obviously -Wolfstar -Romione -Hinny too!! Not a lot but sometimes -Jily -Maybe even Linny -Marauders (not a ship but the best FRIENDSHIPS)
