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Hermione: Draco, did your father ever give you a sex talk?

Draco: Yes...I think. 

Lucius: You know Leonard Bernstein was one of the great composers of the 20th century. But sometimes he would be gay. And according to a biography I read of him, he did some of his best work when he was holding back the gay part. 

Draco: And I don't know if he was discouraging me from being gay or encouraging me to become a classical composer, but that is how he thought to phrase it to me. 

Hermione:

Harry:

Harry: I'm gonna give you my therapist's number. 

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