Hermione: Draco, did your father ever give you a sex talk?
Draco: Yes...I think.
Lucius: You know Leonard Bernstein was one of the great composers of the 20th century. But sometimes he would be gay. And according to a biography I read of him, he did some of his best work when he was holding back the gay part.
Draco: And I don't know if he was discouraging me from being gay or encouraging me to become a classical composer, but that is how he thought to phrase it to me.
Hermione:
Harry:
Harry: I'm gonna give you my therapist's number.
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