Short as fuck, probably, idk. Who knows? This chapter isn't important, you can skip.
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Sally was really happy. From Jeff she got a knife plush. From Toby she got a tutu. From Jack she got a kidney plush. From BEN she got a plastic Pikachu. From Hoodie she got a Nerf pistol. From Masky she got a pink and purple version of his mask. From Slender she got a teddy bear. Offender got her roses (in a nice way!). Trender made her a pink dress. Splendor got her a tiara. Jane got her a doll. Kai got her headphones.
Jeff was, much like a little kid except drunk, excited. Toby got him a hoodie. Sally got him a barbie. Jack got him a scalpel. BEN got him a Diglett plush. Hoodie got him a mirror. Masky got him a crowbar. Slender got him a true crime book. Offender gave him a kiss (which made him blush). Trender got him black nail polish. Splendor got him a knife. Jane flipped him off as she had sobered up. Kai got him an MCR poster.
Toby was surprisingly calm, but got embarrassed when his tics of excitement got out of control and he needed help opening the presents. BEN got him a Link hat. Sally got him a teddy bear. Jeff got him a new hatchet. Jack got him a Millennium Falcon Lego set (along with a kiss). Hoodie got him a nerf gun, too. Masky got him a shit ton of pills and an axe sharpener. Slender got him a new, identical hoodie. Offender tried to flirt, but got rejected. Trender gave him a new mouthguard. Splendor got him new goggle lenses as his were scratched. Jane got him a waffle plush (much to his annoyance). Kai got him a Flowey plush from Undertale.
Jack was quite giddy, weirdly. Toby gave him a hoodie that's identical to his own and a kiss. Jeff gave him a mirror. BEN gave him a Star Wars poster. Sally gave him the Operation game. Hoodie gave him a yellow hoodie. Masky got him a few scalpels. Slender got him some paint for his mask. Offender gave him a card with his phone number (he threw it away). Trender got him a bag for carrying home his kidneys. Splendor got him a new hoodie. Jane got him some medical books. Kai got him a Gordon Ramsay book.
Hoodie was his usual calm self. Jack got him a ton of bullets. Toby got him some tapes. Jeff gave him a butterfly knife and a bottle of vodka. BEN had made him a Marble Hornets videogame. Sally gave him a doll she had made to look like him (with help from Kai). Masky gave him a Jay plush ("I know how much you miss him"). Slender gave him an Operator doll, and he didn't find it funny. Offender gave him a pair of boots. Trender stitched up his hood-mask thing and his hoodie, adding a proxy sign to it. Splendor gave him a few pairs of gloves. Jane gave him a blunt pipe. Kai gave him a DVD player and a disc containing the whole of Marble Hornets (he decided that he would watch it with Masky).
Masky was having a smoke, excitement making him nervous. Hoodie got him a tartan shirt and a framed photograph of Jay. Jack got him a dartboard with a picture of Alex taped to it. Toby jokingly got him a cheesecake, so he gave it to Kai. Jeff gave him a notebook to write his lost memories in. Sally gave him a Koffing plush. Slender gave him an operator doll, which he didn't find funny. Offender gave him a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of scotch. Trender made him a new jacket. Splendor got him a book series called Skullduggery Pleasant. Jane got him a shirt with the Slenderverse Flag on it. Kai got him a keyboard and a ukulele he stole from a house. ("Guess what's battery powered?" he said. FUCKING ENTRY #54 IS LIFEE)
The Slender Brothers just got stuff that related to their personality, but Jeff got Slender a mug that says "Best Dad Ever".
BEN was hyped up on energy drinks, so he was unable to sit still with excitement. Masky got him a Majora's Mask wearable, well, mask. Jack got him a red lightsaber. Toby got him a new tunic and cap. Jeff got him a massive sword that he found in someone's house. Sally got him a black hoodie with a picture of Majora's Mask that said "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?". Slender gave him the Eight Pages Slenderman game. Offender gave him the three transformation mask from Majora. Trender made him some new boots and a green Zelda themed Christmas jumper. Splendor bought him a Mario Party game for his N64. Jane bought him a Skull Kid plush. Kai gave him a framed picture of BEN kissing him on the cheek and a Stormtrooper Helmet Lego set (and a kiss).
Jane was cleaning her nails with her knife. BEN got her a dartboard with a picture of Jeff taped to it (Jack helped there). Masky got her a few knives. Hoodie gave her a knife sharpener. Jack got her the Percy Jackson books. Toby got her a Madame Macabre album (Madame Musique Volume II). Jeff was, in his drunkness, confused on why he had gotten her a box of matches. Sally got her a doll that looked like her. Slender told her she could punch Jeff (she did). Offender flirted a little, but she threw a knife at him. Trender made her some new dresses. Splendor got her some black boots. Kai gave her a slice of cheesecake.
Kai was tapping his leg from excitement. Jane got him a Green Day shirt. Masky got him a cheesecake poster. Hoodie got him a handgun. Jeff got him black eyeliner ("Just to complete the gothic look"). Jack gave him a glass eye that looked like his other eye (he'll put it in later) and a box of his kidney-cooking. Toby got him a few pairs of goggles. Sally gave him a box of line art pens and a drawing she made. Slender gave him a Gameboy with Links Awakening. Offender gave him a rose but he used one of Janes matches to burn it. Trender made him a few AC-DC hoodies. Splendor gave him a Pokémon game for his new Gameboy. But BEN...
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