Creepy Ass Wedding

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Ugh everything IJustWannaHaveFunn does is PERFECT!!!! Also, sorry if Kai's last name is anywhere in this book, decided to change it.

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Everything was in place. 

Kai would be walked down the aisle by Slenderman while wearing a red shirt, black tie and a black jacket, trousers and boots. BEN would wait at the end wearing a green shirt and a black jacket, trousers and trainers. Kai would walk down the aisle to the Song Of Healing. The cake was in the shape of Majora's Mask. Kai would throw a bouquet of green roses. Slender was officiating as well as walking Kai down the aisle. Sally was the Maid of Honour and Jane a bridesmaid. The guys were groomsmen. Jeff was the best man.

~Whoop Whoop Six Months After Christmas~

Kai sat down, staring into the mirror. His hair was down and straightened, and he was worried. What if BEN got cold feet? No, he wouldn't...would he? He shook his head and sighed before someone knocked on the door.

"Yeah?" Kai called out.

"Can I come in?" A voice said from outside. It sounded like Toby.

"Oh, uh, yeah."

Toby walked in and smiled at him. He was wearing a white shirt over a black suit. Somehow, his hair wasn't messy.

"Nice that the one day your hair isn't messy is my wedding." Kai pointed out, and Toby glared.

"I would punch you, but it's your wedding and your photos have to be good! Plus, Masky would be pissed if I messed up his photos." Toby chucked and smiled again.

"Pff, please. I was watching Marble Hornets with Hoodie and he's shit at filming. So was everyone, but it was, what, ten years ago?" Kai said, waving him off.

"So, are you nervous?" Toby asked, wriggling his eyebrows.

"Duh, it's my fucking wedding. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if BEN just left..." Kai chuckled and Toby frowned.

"Um, hello? I'm that close to just marrying you myself. Get your head out your ass." Toby rolled his eyes but softened a little, walking forwards and fixing his tie. "BEN'll drop dead, trust me."

"Thanks, Toby. I don't know what I'd do without you." Kai smiled and hugged him. He hugged back, but ticked and squeezed him a little too hard. "Ow, you bitch."

"Sorry!" Toby scratched his neck and grinned nervously.

Someone else knocked.

"Yeah?" Kai yelled out and, once again, someone asked to come in. It was Slender.

"Child, it's time, come with me." Slender said and Kai gulped.

First, the Bridesmaids/Groomsmen walked first. Sally was with Jeff, Splendor was with Trender, Offender was with Jane (she threatened to cut a tentacle off if he touched her), Toby was with Jack. Masky was with Hoodie.

And, finally, Slender walked down with Kai. The Song Of Healing played its hauntingly beautiful melody as they stepped down the aisle. And, there, at the end, was BEN.

To Kai, BEN was the most beautiful person in the whole world. His eyes shimmered with happiness and love. His hair was combed into its usual style. His cap was the same shade as his shirt. Everything about him, even his chubby hands, were perfect to him.

To BEN, Kai was the most daunting beautiful person ever. His red hair reached his shoulders and flowed round them, curled slightly. His eyes were slightly teary. His suit was crisp and gothic. His eyes were ringed in the eyeliner Jeff bought him. To him, he never wanted that moment to end. He loved everything about him, right down to his bitter sarcasm.

Slender took Kai to the aisle before standing up at the sacrificial altar.

"Murderers, women, men, ghosts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the love of BEN and Kai." Slender said some shit (I know nothing about weddings XD) until it was time for vows. BEN spoke first

"The right thing. What is it? If you do the right thing, does it really make everybody happy? Because, no matter if you do the right thing or the wrong thing, I will always love you. 

"When you first met me, I'm gonna be honest, I was nothing. I was just some...kid...who somehow came back from the dead. And that's all anybody viewed me as. But when I met you, you always...you cared about me so much. The first day I met you, you drew a picture of me. We bonded like I'd known you for forever, and now I have forever to know you.

"I honestly don't deserve you. A week after I started dating you, you sang me songs to help me sleep. You've took me on dates. You've told me you love me. But I promise that I'll make up for it in the years to come." BEN said, getting misty.

Kai sniffled. "Heh, was the first two sentences from Majora's Mask?" BEN nodded, shy.

"BEN, you say you don't deserve me, but...sometimes I think you deserve better. You died because it wasn't your fault, but my own was entirely my fault. I honestly love you more than words could say. But now I have forever to find those words.

"If I met you before we died, I wouldn't have done it. Because you make my life brighter. You're the light of my life and I couldn't imagine life without you now that I have you. I would give up everything to help you if you needed help. I would kill every person on this planet if it meant saving you. Because I can't imagine how my life would be if Slender brought me here and you weren't here, waiting.

"I feel like we're the perfect match, though. We click together like a puzzle piece. I love you so much, BEN." Kai smiled widely and BEN smiled back.

"Do you, BENJAMIN Lawman, take Kai Greyson to be your unlawfully wedded husband?" Slender asked, handing BEN a black, metal ring.

"I do." BEN's eyes filled with tears as he placed the ring on Kai's finger.

"Do you, Kai Greyson, take BENJAMIN Lawman to be your unlawfully wedded husband?" Slender asked, handing Kai a matching ring.

"I do." Kai's hands shook as he placed the ring on BEN's finger.

"You may kiss the groom." Slender said, skin around his cheekbones raising as if to smile.

Kai leaned in and kissed BEN, and the pastas cheered. They pulled apart and smiled at each other.

"Yay! Cake time!" Sally whooped and ran towards the hall, everyone following her.

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*trumpet noises*

Hey! I'm not gonna write the reception, just the honeymoon. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Love yall

Word Count: 1102

~Majora xx

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