SHREK'S POV:
it was a chilly night, i got tired of Fiona and the children so i decided to leave them forever and travel the world 😋🕺‼️
i decided to go to England because why not. I was eating onions I had just stole from the store and walking down the cobblestone road when I saw him. Draco. and he saw me. It was love at first sight... until Fiona called me and told me she made my favorite for dinner, swamp soup 😫❤️ so we decided to just be besties 👯♀️
DRACO'S POV:
Shrek is my best friend. Sure you might have read the books about that stupid pottah and heard that Crab and Goyle were my best friends but tbh they're irrelevant. They just use me for clout because I'm so cool 🤬
Shrek just has a way with words that makes me happy after sitting at school all day and everyone hating on me 🙄 like damn bro just let me vibe who cares if I'm a death eater and gonna help Voldemort kill pottah like he's annoying.
Anyways back to Shrek he has a sense of humor (unlike most people at Hogwarts) and he is a baddie.🧍
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Humordr phil x trisha pasta x shrek x draco malfoy enimiès to lovers 😐🔪😁😩‼️ i wrote this when i was at my lowest and as u can tell i was super f cking mentally ill like 🥰🥰🥰 ok bye i am sorry
