I sat down on the bed next to Shrek and we stared into eachother eyes very #emotional 🥺💕✨ and #emolove⛓😈✨
He held out a mahogany wood flavored bagel for me to eat, mmm delicious. 😋He stared into my eyes as I ate and brushed back my hair. Are we about to kiss right now😳
Before anything could happen his children walked in. Phil Swift, Woah Vicky, Zoe Lasagna, and Obama.
"Daddy do you love us?" The smallest, 4 year old Obama asked with pleading eyes.
"Um, tf no 🤣😃"
The kids ran away crying but like that sounds like a them problem. Even though they were outside I could still hear the distant crisp sound of them renegading."Shrek why was Fiona crying outside"
"We can't just be besties I can't ignore my feelings for you" Shrek looked at me longingly."But shrek you have have a family... and I am a student at hogwarts"
"When?"
"What do you mean when"
"When did I ask" 🙄🙄🙄And with that we left the world behind as we walked hand in hand into the enchanted forrest planning out our lives.
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Humordr phil x trisha pasta x shrek x draco malfoy enimiès to lovers 😐🔪😁😩‼️ i wrote this when i was at my lowest and as u can tell i was super f cking mentally ill like 🥰🥰🥰 ok bye i am sorry