I was bored so-
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Villian!Subaru: Aren't you glad to see me?Hero!Yume: No, not really.
Villian!Subaru: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.
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Asahi: *runs into the glass door and knocks himself out*
Koharu: *turns around and walks away*
Laura: isn't that your boyfriend?
Koharu, hissing: shh! lower your voice!
(Ik she wouldn't do this but wndhand-)
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Kanata: I had a lot of standards.
Kanata: and yet some how, this idiot
Kanata:*gestures to Ako*
Kanata: managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place.
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(This isn't part of the theme for this chapter but I still wanted to add it because Nozomu is a king-)
Nozomu: I'm having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult!
The rest of M4: We've been here for hours. Please just pick a plant already.
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Subaru: I'm a smart person but everytime something like this happens...
Yume: *walks by Subaru* Hey, Subaru!
Subaru: ...my brain loses its ability to function.
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Yume, turning off the lights: *scurries in with a sheet over their head*
Subaru: *runs away screaming*
Yume: wow, they actually belie-
Subaru: *comes back screaming louder and knocks Yume out with a folding chair*
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Kanata: I will hold up the world for you
Ako: You can barely carry five pounds without crying don't even.
(Refrence that one scene where Kanata strugged with lifting weights-)
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Yume: I'm gonna call my boyfriend and tell him to get over here.
Ako: I'm going to call MY boyfriend and tell him to get over here.
Kanata, standing directly next to Ako: waiting for my phone to ring...
(They compete on who is the better couple-)
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Koharu: *smiles shyly with a blush*
Asahi: Ugh, I want their babies.
Nozomu: What?
Asahi: What.
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Subaru: Nozomu, I'm thirsty, can you get me something?
Nozomu: yeah, sure. *hands over a picture of Yume*
Subaru: this is a picture of Yume!
Nozomu: *casually sipping his tea*
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Asahi: How is the most beautiful person in the room doing?
Koharu: I don't know. How are you do-
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Random Things
RandomGo to @Harelow17 and I do whatever she does... except fall in love with a fictional character. Yeah, that was last year, 2018. And in 2019, I'm in love with a fictional character. I have 2020 vision. (Lie) Please help me. Help all of us. 2021, Jan...