M4 as v i n e s and incorrect quotes!

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we're gonna go ahead and start-

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Kanata: It is Wednesday my dudes.

Kanata: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA-

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Kanata: *playing the piano*

Subaru: saIL! *Kicks the piano*

Kanata: SHI-

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M4: *singing our miracle*

Me: *disgusted* (I'M SORRY BUT IT WAS SO WEIRD- IT WASN'T THEIR VOICES IT WAS THE SONG- DOSNDJJS)

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Kanata: *spills water on the floor*

Kanata: Subaru Yūki, come in here and get your juice.

Subaru: *runs in and slips, breaking the oven or crap*

Kanata: Sht-

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Subaru: Road work ahead? uH- yEaH, I sure hope it does!

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Asahi: Hey everybody, so today my little sister pushed me, so I'm starting a kick starter to put her down. So the benefits of killing her would be I would get pushed way less-

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Nozomu: Yep,

Nozomu: *holds up a bucket*

Nozomu: It's a bucket.

Subaru: *screams*

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*Asahi learning English Because like I said, he's a polyglot*

Asahi: Merry crimis.

Asahi: Merry crisis.

Asahi: Merry christler.

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Subaru: oh- Sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

Kanata: Go back to sleep and starve

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Nozomu: *trying to get his members to eat more healthier or something idrk* Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients! Like, zero grams of trans fat and oH mY God cHoLesTerOl

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Asahi: *Crying* I WANNA TAKE A NAP

Nozomu: You wanna take a nap?

Asahi: *on the floor* IM TAKING A NAP HERE

Nozomu: You take a nap right there, then

Asahi: *sobs*

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*Subaru trying to learn the U.S.'s geography and English*

Subaru: So, I am confusion

Subaru: Why is this one Kansas,

Subaru: But this one is not Arkansas?

Subaru: AMERICA EXPLAIN

Subaru: EXPLAIN!

Subaru: WHAT DO YOU MEAN- IN ARKANSA

(Don't ask me idk either, it's just english bro)

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*Asahi still trying to learn English, focusing on the word 'who'*

His Teacher: What does that say Asahi?

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