Random Things

M4 as things me and my friends said

I have said some of these things, but I will not be saying which.

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Subaru: HE ADOPTED ME AND TRIED KILLING WITH A PLASTIC KNIFE AND SPOON-

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Asahi being an un-probamatic king and saying BLM: White privilege doesn't exist here sjsjsj-

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Nozomu: LET ME HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN-

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Asahi: I made this Yummy drink for myself and I was going to my room

Asahi: And I tripped

Asahi: on my pijamas

Asahi: and spilled half of it on the floor

Kanata: I-

Asahi: Can I cry?

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(Texting)

Subaru: 💨👈

Subaru: Poking the air

Nozomu: I

Subaru: Don't judge

Nozomu: I

Nozomu: I'm not judging

Subaru: Good

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Asahi: I GOT A PENCIL STUCK IN A BOTTLE AND COULDN'T TIP IT OUT BECAUSE THERE WAS WATER

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Ako: (to Kanata) I want to whack you with a chair

Subaru: Good urge

Kanata: Ok

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M4 to Subaru: Of course you Yume simp

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Yume: BAAAAAAA

Subaru: Stfu sheep

Yume: BAAAAAAAAAAAA

Subaru: Go back to ur farm

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Asahi: *speaking another language*

Subaru: I don't understand

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Kanata: Jesus's last words before he died ☟︎︎︎

Asahi: GLITTTEERRR! To be honest I don't like glitter, it's too itchy

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*Watching chickens cross the road*

Subaru: They do be crossing the road tho

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Nozomu: *probs tutoring Subaru* Subaru, give me your assignment, one two three go!

Subaru: No!

Nozomu: *face of disappointment and anger*

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Asahi: Almost got a concussion by a chair falling on me check!

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Subaru: Look at this pretty house that was probably owned by slave owners!

Asahi: *gAsP* w o w ... OH A CAR-

Kanata: ... Women

Nozomu: *screams*

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Asahi: *sees something weird* Hello Ghost!

Nozomu: Get down from there, Asahi, we're leaving