Strip That Down, Oikawa Tooru

Downtown

I went to the Moped store, said fuck it! Salesman's like what up, whats your budget? Im like honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds. He said, I got the one for you, follow me...

Lizzo's POV:

Blood drips from her knuckles as sweat drips from her face. She brings a gun up to her eyes, slightly swollen, and lets it rest against her cheek. She closes her eyes and time slows as she pulls the trigger. Lizzo's ears begin to ring with bliss and without realizing, she puts one foot in front of the other and runs as fast as she can wearing only yellow gucci flip flops. 

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Liams POV:

The cold air of the adjacent night hits Liams face as he leaves Glee Club iniation and his hands immedititally find his pockets where they brush the milk bread crumbs and lint that have been there from years past. Down the street he hears a piercing gunshot and a scream that almost sounds like Lizzo, artist of 2019 with her double-platinum hit, "Truth Hurts," and two platinum singles, "Good as Hell" and "Juice." "Truth Hurts" tied the record for the most weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for a rap song by a female artist, and he starts to walk a little faster in his uggs.

Hours pass and Liam wakes up to his own bare nipples and a loud thump at his dorm room door. He opens his drawer to find his vast nipple collection, along with nipple parafanalia, including pasties. He slaps a pair of the holographic silver ones on and walks with his bare ass to investigate the sound.

Oikawa's POV

Oikawa sat in class, incredibly bored. Tired of the never ending mundane repetition.  Oikawa feels the ground beneath his feet rumble. His gaze glances at the door to the phycology classroom only to see a large mass hover into the room.

"oh, its my old friend Lizzo!" Oikawa thinks to himself. Lizzo strides up to the desk Oikawa is seated at. She is surrounded by 5 bulky men dressed in black. Oikawa swears he saw blood on one of their bow ties. Lizzo bends down from her enormous height and slides Oikawa a note. She nodes at him and then bristly walks away accompanied by her accomplices that have suddenly turned to Pomeranian dogs on the way out. Oikawa pealed open the note, it read:

"Hey dirty little boy, um, um, put on a pair of sexy little pants and your favorite neck brace and scurry on over to 924 N. 25th Street at at 16:00. Be there or be square!!!!!!!!!!!"

-xoxoxo big Lizzo

Oikawa begins to singing "hit me baby one more time" by Brit ney spheers uncontrollably. Seriously, he cant stop! He feels toes warm with anticipation. 

Time Skip~