Bts one shots smut

My kind of annoying (Yoongi)

(This one is a pretty long one so I'm gonna break it into 2 chapters, song is gonna be at the top in the second slide, btw this one is a hardcore smutty, if you can't handle please don't read!)
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"You've got to be fucking kidding me..."
I growl out, door slamming open.
My eyes skim over him, taking the annoying jerk in.
When I got my dorm key and number the lady at the front desk told me I'd be rooming with a young 'gentleman', me being me I told her it would be okay. But standing infront of this fucking slob I wish I could take it all back, why do I specifically hate this guy? Well you see... me and him go way back, always have been bickering all through high school, we absolutely HATED each other. He would always say mean shit to me, make me trip over his leg, throw paper balls at the back of my head in class. SO one day I decided to give him a taste of his own, at lunch when I was sitting at my table with my girls, right next to bts table, my hand had 'accidentally' slipped and my warm mashed potatoes had landed perfectly on his annoying, ugly face. "Oops" I had said jutting my bottom lip out as I looked at him, a small smirk making its way to my face.
I watch him stare at me.

And that's when I know I had his heart......
SIKE, he smirks at me grabbing his spoon, filling it up with his mashed potatoes.
He slowly raises it, "it's fucking on" he spits out as he flings his food at me.
That day marked our official war, a war to torture each other any chance we had.
High school ended, and now started my life in college, I thought I had gotten rid of him for good, and now I'm stuck with his ass for another 4 fucking years!? Kill me now.
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"Oh god, it's satan himself!"
He says, taking in my form in the doorway,
"I'm a girl you fucking dimwit" I growl out, dragging my bags to the couch in the living room, "coulda fooled me" he says chuckling from behind me. Ugh god I can feel his smirk from here, " listen... if I have to be stuck with u for another 4 years, then you can at least try to be nice." I say, fully facing him now. He stands up, pushing in his chair at the island table, and slowly walks towards me. "Sweetheart.... with our past reputation, I don't think there is a chance in hell that's gonna happen" he whispers, he's so close that I can feel his breath on my neck.
"Fine then stay the fuck away from me, you stay in your half of the dorm and I will in mine, got it?"
He backs up, his lip slowly catches between his teeth, dark eyes taking in my body, "that's not gonna happen either" he growls out. 'The fuck is that supposed to mean?' I stare at his back as he makes his way to a room, I'm assuming that's the one he picked, turning around I open the door on the opposite side of the room.
"I already can't stand this fucking jerk, now he has to go and act like this? Well two can play that game, he doesn't see me as a girl?....
prove it."

Waking up the next morning I decide to put my plan in action, if he doesn't see me as a girl then there is no reason I can't walk around however I like.
Smirking I get up and head to the connecting bathroom, two doors are on each side, one leading to my room and one to his.
I see him already in there, bent over the sink brushing his teeth, "I'm about to take a shower, can you leave"
I ask him.
My body is faced towards him, standing up straight he looks at me through the mirror, toothbrush hanging in his mouth, "no can do princess" smirking he goes back to brushing, 'alright, then I have no choice' I think to myself smirking.
Turning around I face the shower, I slide the glass door open, pulling my top over my head I stand there, only in my undies, not wearing a bra.
I can hear him choke on his spit, my lips pull tight into a grin across my face, I can feel him watching me. Shirt in my hand I step inside, sliding the glass door closed I take off my panties and bundle them up in the shirt, I throw them over the top of the glass successfully hitting him in the head.
Turning on the hot water i begin to take my shower, "so your just gonna sit there and get naked infront of me?"
I hear him shout "didn't you say that I looked like a boy? So it shouldn't matter right? Cause you don't see me that way, so I'm just gonna walk around how I want from now on" I shout back chuckling to myself.
The scalding water drips down my back, a content sigh leaves my parted lips. I can see through the foggy glass him just standing there, I watch him bring his hand into his hair pulling at it aggressively 'thats not how I pictured it going, if she's gonna play that game then I'm gonna do it better" I hear him growl out under his breath. 'damn I just love getting him mad.. it's ALMOST kinda hot, this is gonna be a great day I can feel it.'
Turning the nob I step out, wrapping a towel around myself as I head to my room to get changed so I can lie around the house for the rest of the day.

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'You have got to be kidding me, this is the worst fucking day ever'

(Part 2. In the next chapter it's gonna get steamy so get ready)