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Drapple

It was their tenth date. Draco and an apple. Draco was planning on proposing today. 

       Draco's pov:

      I was late! I ran down the stars. She must be waiting! Grabbing the ring from my bedside table, I ran out of my dorm. " Where you going Draccy?" asked Pansy. Ugh, her again. Can't she see I'm already in a relationship! "None of your business Pansy," I said as I ran out of the Slytherin common room and went to the meeting place as I promised her. "Wait for me Draccy!" she screeched as she ran after me. "Leave me alone Pansy! I'm already late!" I yelled. "Ugh. fine!" she said as she turned around and headed back to the Slytherin dormitory.

[time skip to when Draco is in the field with his beloved cause I'm too lazy]

       "You know, babe,(yes ikr weird, I laughed so hard writing this)today is a perfect day," I said as I put my hand around her. She was just so beautiful, so green, so shiny. Blimey, I was so lucky to have such an amazing girl. I took out the ring and said," Oh my love so green and bright, the apple of my eye! Will accept the honour to be my wife?" I asked. Just as she was about to reply,(*cough*)Pansy ran out of a bush nearby, took her and threw her into the lake where the giant squid was! How dare she! " Draccy, don't look so hurt, I'm only doing you a favour by throwing away that horrid apple of yours." Pansy scoffed as she rolled her eyes. How dare she do that! She just yeeted the love of my life into the lake and doesn't even give a dam about it? 

       I woke up. I looked around frantically looking for her. Phew. She was right where I left her, on my pillow. Thank goodness I woke up from that monstrosity if who knows what else could have happened. I kissed her and whispered, "Good night, babe," and with that, I fell back asleep with a smile on my face.

A/N: Lol I was cringing and laughing so hard while writing this. Lol, I'm so done with my life rn. XD