Creatures of the Darkness

Chapter 8

(AN: Thx so much to my wifey Villah for helping me write this chapter!!! I luv you so much ur amazing!!!)

Buffy and I walk to class when we solemley suddsenlt ee Nearly haedless Nick cumming us like the skank prep.

'OMG Grrrl ya'll are in so much trouble! Everyvody in the Great Hall are waiting to wach yu slit your wrists!"

"WHAT?!" I say shockely. Then Nearly Headless Dick laufhs like a lot like a crazy person (but not thin the goth way).

Then suddenly Buffy graps him byn the bussy and twits his punbic hairs so haird he screams.

"sorry, sorry" Nearly Dickless Nick pants as his balls begin to vanish. "I was actually zent nto tell you by Demblkedore that there is a ery important presentation in the Great Hall."

Buffy nearly punches Nearly Vorskinless Neck when I start to cry salty raiy rainy tears. "Nooooooooooo din't hurt him!!!!!!! Please!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!"

"WHAT?!" Buffy says looking very hut. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

"I-I-" start to sob agaim. "BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell incrediblt loud surprising everynofy. Then I grabbed Buffy'sm hand and we run tofether to the Great Hall.

When we get to the Greate hall Lily the Malaria is standing on the podium,in a hot pink too cropped top sweater like the bitch bella Thorne (AN: If you lik her go tf away shes a cunty slutty prepy scammy bitch) and a baby pink pushup bra with swastikas rom lace embroidered on the Lily the the yeast infection and Bella Thorne wannabe cups. And the neckline f the bra is also a lacy swastika because apparently she wants to fuck Hikter but not in the edgy golfic way. Her skirt is baby pink and pleaded with garter straps beneath and stockings that cover her ankles because ankles are for Jesus and thighs are for James who also want to fuck Hitler but nit in the gaybway. Her heels are high and plastic Barbie stripper pink and also her lipstick. When she turns around her butt says "Property of James Charles" like ew wtf is going throught hat preppy bitches braiun.

Dumbledore while staring right at er boobies which are B minuses because they're agly says "Dearly beloved, and Slither Slugs I have gathered you here today to hear an important lesson about tradition al marriage about femininity and masculinity so that the siners among us" he coughs and pointed at me and Bufffy then continues. "May repent for their sinns againsr the Lord and Jesus Chirst." Then he crosses himself and I amd Buffy cringe. "Lily Potter, you maybtake the stand."

"OMG thank you SO much Dumbledore and Jesus Christ!" She screeches in her preppy voice and crosses herself just like girl defined. "Today I will show you what real love is and battle the sneaky Gray agendna."

Buffy Frowns and looks upset. Is she gay too?

Lily the Bacterial Vegenosis with the bra clasp in the front wich is a gold swastika continues with her hetreophocic speech. (AN: If you hate gays go fuck yourself!) "The gays want to tricj us into being like them with their perfect aesthetics and hot sex and multiple orgasms. They now we us preps are struggle in bed so they do it better on prpose and it is offensice and sneaky and not okay! Okay? Ot was Adam and Eve and NOT Adam and Steve but it might've been Adlaide and Eve because when girls have sex there's not spurmanent waste. Also guys can't masturbate ever because who knows if the spurm your masterbating could've been THE NEXT JESUS CHRIST!" She Yells empathetically and crosses herself but this time with rosemay. "A wife needs to cook for her husband and swallow his cum so tat it shant go to waste. Yes, you CAN get pregnant from Blowjobs, don't do IT before marriage you SLUTS!" thnshe crosses herself again even though she didn't says Jesus."A woman must also be seen but not heard because she is like a beautifulk statue too dispay. When your husband wants sex you must give it to him because marriage is consent even to violence like this."

Jamea cumms on stage And her grads her ass and they do porn ROght in front of everybody while Dumbledore films them because he is a gross prevent. Everybody in the auditorium claps and Buffy and I almost pike and run away from that hellhole.

(AN: Next xhpter Villah and I make a surprise!!!)