Grand Theft Barge

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As Delta continues, they spotted a barge flying overhead.

Marcus:
Look there's a barge let's see where it lands.

Tommy:
Let's do it.

As they followed it, the barge started to turn around.

Tommy:
Shit! Not good!

Cole:
Uh... I agree with T-man.

Ethan:
It looks like they are preparing for a bombing run.

Tommy:
Run! Get to cover!

The barge proceeded to bombard the trenches that Delta were in. They managed to duck, and weave through the trenches, as the barge continued to bomb the area.

Tommy:
This thing's really starting to piss me off!

They eventually made it to the end of the trenches.

Dom:
Finally. Looks like that barge is leaving.

Baird:
Well if we're lucky they think we're dead. If not.... they've gone to get more bombs.

Tommy:
Well I hope for the former, it would make our lives easier, but.... with our luck so far.... it's probably the latter.

They then see a barge heading for a tower.

Dom:
Looks like we have to scale that tower.

Tommy:
You read my mind. Baird, you sure you can control that overgrown bladder when we grab it?"

Cole:
Yeah, Tinkle-Toes. 'Cause you know bladder control ain't your strong-suit."

Ethan:
A grown man pissed on himself?

Tommy:
Yeah, and he was sitting next to Jen. Haha!

Baird:
ONCE! It happened once, okay?! And I said I was sorry!

Tommy:
After she knocked you're lights out.

Tommy:After she knocked you're lights out

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Baird:
Anyway, I grabbed the nav-system from that wrecked barge. One direct course to Anvil Gate, programmed and ready.

Marcus:
Hmm. Nice job. Okay, let's find a way to that tower.

As they made their further in they heard a horn blaring.

Baird:
And cue the reinforcements.

Tommy:
BAIRD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Ethan pulled out his sniper and performed headshots left and right. Tommy pulled out his Sawed-off, and his wrist blade and proceeded to decapitate Grubs left and right, and putting huge holes in the Grubs with his shotgun.

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