Happy Birthday To The Nerd!!!
Made on November 3rd 2020
Posted on November 4th 2020
Summary: Logan, Virgil, Patton, and Roman are on a group chat celebrating Logan's birthday because it's 2020
Warning: Homophobic parent mention
Human au
Logan POV
💜StormCloud: Happy birthday Logan!!
Princey: Ah yes happy birthday microsoft nerd.
Patton: Roman be nice and happy b-day logan.
Me: First of all, Patton your supposed to cap the l in my name, Second of all thank you guys for the 'happy birthdays'.
💜StormCloud: It's no problem Logan.
Patton: Of course we'd say happy birthday to you Logan!
NotDeceit is online
NotDeceit: Totally wasn't busy helping Remus find his pet rats.
NotDeceit: But I totally don't wish you a happy birthday Logan.
NotDeceit left the group chat
Princey: ....Wait Remus has rats for pets?!?!
💜StormCloud: You were there when we saw them. Remember movie night when Remus broke in.
Me: Technically he didn't broke in, he just came in through Janus' bedroom window so he was sneaking in to have a 'sleepover' with Janus.
Princey: Yeah sure. Why did he have to sneak in then?
Me: How would I know? I know as much information as you do, you just have more questions.
💜StormCloud: let's move on to a new topic. Like maybe we can talk about meeting up tomorrow to celebrate Logan's birthday because it's almost the middle of the night.
Me: Oh you guys don't have to do that it's just a birthday, I haven't celebrated my birthday for years because I didn't have anyone to celebrate with. I'm used to it by now.
Patton: Why didn't you celebrate with your parents?
Me: They're homophobic.
Princey: ......Well you have us!
💜StormCloud: Homophobes suck!
Patton: I'm sorry you had to deal with that.
Me: It's fine.
NotDeceit is online
TrashRat is online
NotDeceit: I totally don't agree with Virgil.
TrashRat: Hey guys you wanna meet my pet rats?
Patton: No thanks.
Princey: Ew no.
Virgil: No.
Me: ....Maybe next time.
Well that's it, I'll most likely post a part two on Virgil's birthday.
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