All the Historical Inaccuracies in Hamilton

Helpless

Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Hey!

Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo!

Boy, you got me helpless!

Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit I'm

Helpless!

Down for the count, and I'm drownin' in 'em.

I have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight

We were at a revel with some rebels on a hot night

Laughin' at my sister as she's dazzling the room

I don't think Angelica was there

Then you walked in and my heart went

"Boom!"Tryin' to catch your eye from the side of the ballroom

Everybody's dancin' and the band's top volume

Grind to the rhythm as we wine and dine

Grab my sister, and whisper

"Yo, this one's mine." (Oooh)

My sister made her way across the room to you (Oooh)

And I got nervous, thinking

"What's she gonna do?" (Oooh)

She grabs you by the arm, I'm thinkin'

"I'm through" (Oooh)

Then you look back at me and suddenly I'm

Helpless!

Look into your eyes (Oh, look at those eyes)

And the sky's the limit (Oh!)

I'm helpless (I know)

Down for the count

And I'm drownin' in 'em

Where are you taking me?

I'm about to change your life

Then by all means, lead the way

Elizabeth Schuyler. 

It's a pleasure to meet you

Schuyler?

My sister

as i said, Angelica was not there and I think Catherine Livingston introduced them.

Thank you for all your service

If it takes fighting a war for us to meet, it will have been worth it

I'll leave you to it

One week later

I'm writin' a letter nightly

she didn't.

Now my life gets better

Every letter that you write me

Laughin' at my sister, 'cause she wants to form a harem

*inhale* Firstly, there was no way they would wake even thought of a harem. Secondly, as iv'e said, I don't thing. Angelica was there. And thirdly, HAMGELICA WAS NOT A THING!