"Ostende mea amare."
One whispered incantation and all hell had broken loose in Severus Snape's classroom.
A bright pink ball of light shot from the tip of Draco's wand and circled the dungeon classroom twice before stopping to settle above the head of a delighted Pansy Parkinson.
"Merlin...not you!" Draco rubbed a hand over his face. "I thought I was chatting with someone else!" He groaned.
"I know." She giggled.
Ron suddenly shot to his feet. "I knew you were in love with Hermione, you flea infested ferret!"
Harry, Hermione, Neville, AND Seamus were required to hold Ron back when he made to charge the other boy.
Draco held his hands up. "I thought I was chatting with Luna, not the mudblood!"
"Plot twist." Seamus let go of Ron in shock.
"Why do I have the feeling that this has something to do with those blasted computers?" Professor Snape interrupted with a slight growl.
Hermione tentatively raised her hand.
"Granger!"
"The Weasley twins started this anonymous chatting service, but you see Professor, there's this thing called catfishing..."
Professor Snape held up a hand to stop her explanation.
"Miss Granger, go and find me Fred and George Weasley...NOW." He said in a deadly calm tone of voice.
Hermione scurried from her seat to do as she was told and Professor Snape turned to address the rest of the class.
"20 points from any student dimwitted enough to use that service. 40 from Miss Parkinson for false advertising."
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Latin Spell Translation:
Ostende mea amare - Show my love
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10 Reasons Why the Internet is No Longer Allowed at Hogwarts
FanfictionHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry allowed the internet during the early days of cyberspace. This is the story of why it is now banned.
