Severus was just about to retire for the night when a knock came on his chamber door. Wondering who would be calling on him at such a late hour – it was past three in the morning...and a Saturday night – he pulled the large wooden door open to find...a sheepish looking Draco Malfoy.
"What have you done this time?" He crossed his arms and glared at the teenager.
"Is there a way to Obliviate the internet?" Draco asked nervously.
"Why?" He eyed the yoaung man.
"I had a few shots of firewhiskey with Granger in the computer lab and found this Christian fundamentalist website," Draco was talking to his feet. "Long story short, Granger started arguing with some people in the chat room about this Muggle named Hitler. She said that his existence was a direct contradiction to the concept of intelligent design. Once she explained who Hitler was, I logged on and grouped You-Know-Who in with Hitler. Now, some confused muggles in the American south want to know who Lord Voldemort is."
Sweet Merlin...now Severus needed a drink.
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10 Reasons Why the Internet is No Longer Allowed at Hogwarts
FanfictionHogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry allowed the internet during the early days of cyberspace. This is the story of why it is now banned.
