During the service Mick continued his rhyme and invoked the words of his favorite poet, Dr. Seuss, as he watched his good friend willingly hang his own noose.
This Grinch hated marriage! It was so out of season! He hated marriage! And he hated it for good reason! Marriage was for suckers that couldn't get laid, and something Mick would never subscribe to, even if paid! As he looked towards the alter with a sour look of doom, it was no secret that Mick openly pitied the groom.
He scowled at the pile of presents. The ribbons. The wrappings. The tassels. The tags. They were hassles! And trappings! He quickly thought of ways he could disrupt their vows. I must stop this! He thought. I must stop this! But, how?
As Mick sat with his fingers nervously drumming, he simply couldn't keep his wise cracks from coming. He coughed, and he squirmed, and teased his date with a shove. Then he heard a small sound, like the coo of a dove. He quickly turned in his seat and saw Gabrielle and jumped with a leap. Then he shook. What he saw was a shocking surprise. She had actual real tears in her eyes!
Mick then felt something rising up from his soul. It started in low and it started to grow. But this feeling wasn't sad. No. Why, this feeling was merry. It couldn't be so! But it was merry. Very. It was a feeling of love. No matter how small. And it came from no help of any recreational drugs at all! As Mick sat deep in a glow, he sat puzzling and puzzling. How could it be so?
It came without ecstasy, it came with pills, it came without alcohol, weed or cheap thrills. Mick puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then, Mick thought of something he hadn't thought of before. Maybe, love, he thought, doesn't come from score... Maybe love, perhaps, means just a little bit more. And what happened then, well the wedding party would say, that Mick's heart had just grown three times that day!
(But even they still couldn't see where this was heading, Mick was totally still planning to ruin the wedding....
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