Fear me [Naruto fanfiction]

2 tailed beast and Chiriku

Y/n POV

We were on a mission to capture the 2 tailed beast although Hidan wouldn't shut up and kept complaining about stuff while me and dad ignored him

We had found her and she started running "Let's finish this." "Not yet, before doing that you know I have another who I must confirm" Hidan said "You can be such a pain in the ass why did we have to bring you around anyways" I say as I rub the back of my neck "Hey! What I dont get is why we have to bring a weak little kid like you!" "Hey in case you forgot I kicked your ass the first time we met!" "Oh yeah!? I was going easy on you!" "Fine then! You wanna go!?" "Damn right! And this time I won't go so easy!" We grabbed each other's collars and smashed our foreheads together

The stare was intense enough for sparks of lightning to appear

Before we could start fighting dad separated us both "You idiots you think you have me trapped dont you? Well you haven't in fact I'm the one whose trapped you!" Paper bombs exploded blocking our exit "Hey who you calling an idiot you idiot!" Hidan yelled "Yeah only hidan and I can call each other idiots!" I said, Hidan and I looked at each other and nodded "Let's do this! I'll sacrifice you to Jashin!"

Hidan and I are probably the most chaotic team of 2 which is why Pain never let us go alone. Someone always had to keep watch over us

Hidan and I had are moments, we're like best friends. The mean ones of course who like to hurt each other physically and mentally

We had captured her I stab the rod in her hands pinning her to the wall I stab the other rod in Hidans chest "Ow! Be more careful" "Oh shut up you big baby"

Time skipping~

"Its been 30 minutes aren't you done yet?" I whine "Will you shut up!? Your interruption the ritual" I stand up and kick his side "Fuck the ritual!" I say as I get the woman and throw her over my shoulder "Let's go dad!" "The land of fire is next" dad says I nod Zetsu emerges from the floor I gasp drop the body and hug him "Zetsu! I've missed you!" The black side groaned while the white side chuckled "Leave her to us" I nod and hand him the woman

"How much further is this place?" Hidan asked "What tired already? What a whimp" I say and poke his nose "Hey! What was that for!?" "We're almost there" dad said we turn the corner to see stairs "More climbing..." I say I had an idea I hopped on Hidan's back "What the hell!? Get off" "I'll help you capture humans for your ritual" he thought about and nodded

He tightened his grip on me before running to the top Hidan being....Hidan. he tripped causing us both to roll back down

Lucky for me Dad caught me by the collar while Hidan kept on rolling "You assholes!"

We were standing infront of the fire temple "Are you sure this is the right place?" Hidan asked "We'll see, this is no ordinary temple so the odds are good go on Y/n" I nod I punch the door and the door breaks and falls "They're from the Akatsuki!" Chiriku comes out "Here comes our 30mil prize! Walking right towards us!" I say as I shake dad side to side

"I dont know what your business is here but turn around keep moving" I laugh a bit "And miss the chance to fight you and earn 30mil? Hah! No way!" "Fine then, have it your way" Hidan charged forward making Chiriku have his full attention on him I jump towards him and was about to slash his when a fist protected him I placed my sword in front of me and push my sword lower he noticed the the fist wouldn't be enough so he moved out of the way before I could get to him "I will not be defeated by the likes of you" I smirk and twirl my sword around "We'll see about that"

The whole place was destroyed I was busy playing with dads hair while hidan finished his ritual I guess dad got tired of waiting and picked up Chiriku "Bye bye Hidan! Money comes first!" "Will you wait for me!? Hold on!" Hidan tripped causing us both to roll down stairs I was laying on my stomach while hidan was laying on top of me on his stomach as well we where forming a X/+ and had a x_x expression

"Get off your too heavy!" "Your exaggerating!......Nice ass"

"You damn pervert!"

"OW!"