Life Ain't Fair

Chapter 6

Izuku POV:

After waking up the next morning I went downstairs for 2 reasons,  1.  to check the news to see if they noticed yet, and 2. to see if she emailed the payment or not. Apparently the hero course was either keeping it under wraps, or the media is stupid, because the news had nothing to do with it. But on the bright side that means I'm good at my job and also the payment came in the mail! 

I was about to go the black market to buy more cleaning and sharpening supplies for my weapons when Hand-Job just had to come in and ruin my happy moment I didn't really listen much but apparently I have another assassination mission in a few hours, but then I realized that was more than enough time to get the supplies and get ready for the mission. So i started hauling ass to the black market and after Mamagiri opened a portal nearby. 

After getting there I got a few high end blade sharpeners and also polishers and headed back to the base via portal. After getting back I saw a note on the counter by Mamagiri it said "I know you didn't listen to anything Shigaraki said so your assassination target is stain,  a guy who Shigaraki doesn't particularly enjoy (he hates his fucking guts) so he decided to send you to take him out"

I'm very grateful to Mamagiri for saving my ass but also pissed I'm being used like a hitman, so I'm not gonna even try to fucking hide the body Shigaraki can deal with the fucking backlash, the strongest god damn computer in the world could not even calculate how little fucks I give. So I went and grabbed my scythe and jumped out the window to the warehouse where Mamagiri likes to hang out, after getting there I asked for a portal to the place where stain was seen most recently which was hosu city

(I know this is way past cannon where lida Izuku and todoboki fight stain but, I don't give a fuck so please bear with it and use your imagination *you use it plenty to imagine dirty shit yall really need to go to horny jail* to imagine this is around the same time)

After searching the city for a few minutes from about a mile away I could hear some screaming and as I got closer I could smell a-lot of blood, knowing that stain was in the middle of his *purification* or some shit I got there and saw him standing near a hero paralyzed and 2 hero's in traini- wait the fuck? two heroes in training???? Well shit I gotta see how this battle ends first then I'll kill him.

After a while of their asses getting whooped I saw some kid who was fried due to his quirk, send a location on his phone, and then immediately get paralyzed again, after a little bit more ass kicking some kid who looked like depression and anger had a baby, that is this half and half kid. 

After a bit more fighting I saw stain starting to take a little bit of a beating and soon he was getting his ass kicked and it was fucking AWESOME but I need to kill him soon or the authorities will show up, so I quickly swooped down and knocked out the kids and threw them in the trash with the hero, cause why not? Then I ran to stain with my scythe out and started with a sideways slash that near the end I tilted upwards hoping to slice off his neck , but he pulled his katana up and blocked it, so I swept out his feet, but he flipped his body straight and sliced to my head but I blocked with the blade, and pulled down pulling his sword and hands down then I rushed forward getting my blade to his neck and slashing it around, leaving his body in the middle of the alleyway and I grabbed his head as proof I succeeded on killing him.

Sadly that half and half kid woke up and saw me, god fucking damnit, I immediately jumped to the roof and started hopping roofs, until I made it to the drop off point and then on que a portal appeared letting me through back to the base I then dropped the head on the bar with a piece of paper and wrote the completion letter and left to my room to sleep because I fucking need it if I'm going to have to deal with hand-job finding out someone saw me.

Izuku POV:

I woke up to the beautiful sound of Hand-Job banging on my FUCKING DOOR yelling for me to get the fuck up, and I am so glad I went straight to bed or I would rip his balls off, make him eat them, and then rip them out of his ass, only to burn them. I got up but not before pulling a grenade and throwing it through the hole hand-job made in my door.

After getting downstairs I'm met with a pissed off Handy-man and 2 laughing idiots, why do I do this again?? I immediately ask for Mamagiri to get me a coffee and red bull mix them together and put them in a large cup, it tastes like shit but it allows me to stay awake to deal with these dumbasses bull shit. I then look up at the tv seeing a drawing of me next to the scene where I killed stain with a wanted under my picture of $100,000.

I look over at Hand-Job confused and just ask, where the hell is this bad?? I killed stain and got my name out there so people start to fear me, so where is this bad Mr. Hand-Job?

He looks furious as he says "The whole point of a assassination is to stay undetected dumbass not let a fucking HERO STUDENT SEE YOU!" well shit he didn't have to yell :/ But in response I just shrugged and gave him in return per usual a snarky comment "I'm an assassin not your personal fucking hitman ok?"

He just sighs and walks off mumbling something I think it might have been "These fucking people are gonna be the death of me, Hand-Job? are you fucking serious? and Dabi keeps stealing my fucking hands  I'm seriously about to kill him"

( Just finished thanks to whoever is dumb enough to read this shit, I will try to update frequently but I am a lazy shit and I am too busy watching anime and procrastinating so I can't promise anything)

I don't own anything it all belongs to Kohei Horikoshi creator of my hero academia and all pictures I get are off of google, so if any of the original artists see a picture I used and don't want me to use it leave a comment and ill remove it at my earliest possible convenience.