Izuku Midoriya had everything a person could want, a nice mom and dad good friends a nice school, and dreams so ambitious they seem almost impossible to reach.
Until he turned 4 that is... then everything plummeted from there, his dad left his mom...
I do NOT want to be a spy at UA of ALL PLACES please help me lord, if your somewhere out there save me from this absolute BULLSHIT I'm hearing right now from Hand-Job going there isn't even the worst part, I HAVE TO GO IN A DISGUISE FOR HOWEVER LONG HE SAYS, which means dying my hair and using colored contacts which I HAVE TO PAY FOR BY THE WAY, don't forget my voice isn't the same so I'm going to have to wear a mask and use a voice changer and also make up some elaborate story to make it seem alright to wear one.
This suuuuuuuuucks and I have to deal with BLEH people... and knowing my luck Bakugo is going to be there, although he won't recognize me because I look and sound completely different he's still going to be an asshole, he always has been, then there's the people who are even worse...
They actually want to talk and get to know me, those people suck, like REALLY suck because then I can't just ignore them and not talk I HAVE to respond why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Couldn't they have just recruited some kid villain around my age to do it instead? Eh whatever complaining won't do anything. The exams are 10 months or so away and I gotta join the 2-A class because apparently the previous UA spy decided to become a hero, so now I gotta do this shit alone. Whatever I'll just train and do my assassination missions in the 10 months.
(time skip 10 months, nothing exciting really happens and he doesn't kill anyone important kind of just a bland 10 months of training and killing)
Tomorrows the day of the entrance exam so I'm just gonna go grab the hair dye and also buy the contacts if I'm gonna do this shit I'm going to make myself look like a badass, so I just headed to the nearest WellMert to get the dye and I went on Amezoon while walking there ordering the contacts after I got to the WellMert I went straight to where the dye was and picked out 2 colors, a black dye and a white dye, and on Amezoon I ordered to things of colored contacts one a black and the other a Bright Red. It looks like this. (this is what he looks like with the dye and contacts in dont mind the bear in the bottom left unless you want to keep the bear there)
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After getting all of that and making sure the contacts are on their way I headed to the base to get my supplies for tomorrow for the entrance exam to make sure I wouldn't be unprepared and have Hand-Job yelling at me constantly about how that might "blow my cover" or "fail the exam" because I forgot a minor thing like a contact or something. Then after everything was ready I headed to my bed to get my well earned *and needed* beauty rest for tomorrow so I could get in to spy and get info for the LOV.
(time skip to morning brought to you by... nothing. absolutely nothing)
After waking up to my room in flames with blood on the wall saying "wake up sleepy head" I decided to just go back to bed and wait until they got worried and come to get me, if ever.
After a second time of waking up this time to a emo, vampire, and living Hand-Job yelling at me to wake up, I finally got up and went to change into some clothes for the exam which consisted of a simple black T-Shirt saying "I need more coffee" in white letters and some black ripped jeans, because- why the fuck not?
After I finished dying my hair and putting in my contacts, also putting on my mask and voice changer, I had to haul ass to UA because we obviously don't live near UA we are fucking villains for gods sake, I finally made it to the gates of UA with a bunch of first years and other second years who also got special permission to join in the second year.
(Second years had to submit videos of their combat and mental abilities and also why they want to enroll to UA and then they would get approved or denied they would also do background checks on the people to make sure there good* I know this isn't how it works but I hope you guys can follow, and so people don't get confused Izuku and the league made a fake ID and backstory so he would seem legit)
After getting inside the gates me and the other second years were moved to a different part of UA to do the tests, since there were so few of us they just had us go into the 2-A classroom to take the quizzes after a brief explanation about the written and physical tests they had us start the quiz. The test was pretty easy just a combination of Math, English/Japanese, Science, and some Geometry, but it was pretty easy because of how much I studied all of things like that to help me in my training for,
1. It helped me get better at processing situations faster than others
2. I also helped with the anatomy of the human body and the perfect angle and place to strike and for English/Japanese, I had to practice to be this good at being a sarcastic shit.
After everyone finished, they moved all of us to a gigantic city ground which was absolutely trashed so I knew the first years are now doing the written tests and we are now doing the physical test in the Mock City. A few moments later I could hear Present Mic Counting us down and on his "GO!" I was off to the races running to the nearest robots making sure to slash the weak metal on the back side of their neck (if you get the reference you are now my friend) and after about 15 minutes or so of destroying robots I had counted up to about 156 points until I could hear a large rumbling about 150 ft. from me.
Once it reached the surface I could see the full thing and It was fucking HUGE, I saw the first years 0 pointer and It was only half the size of this behemoth, great, now I gotta go 50% with my sword, I'm good though they authorized me using it for the robots, but I would have to use a wooden sword or scythe in actual hero work or I would have to prove I'm efficient enough with the 2 weapons to damage without killing.
After making it to the 0 zero pointer I noticed some random girl about to be turned into paste, and since I'm at the entrance exam for UA I have to help her, so In the blink off an eye I dashed over to her and jabbed her with the butt of my sword to knock her out of the way before backing it into reverse so I would not be turned into paste as well, after That I jumped up slicing the ankle of the robot at 35% cutting of the whole foot while also cutting off half of the building behind it, then ran up the robot using metal scraps as footholds and Little metal bars to climb up, and once at the top I ran to the neck putting a 20% strike, enough to cut the neck enough to cut the power wire but not enough to slice the head clean off.
As the 0 pointer was falling I was preparing to jump when we became a bit above a building so I could jump off the 0 pointer and on to the building, as It got around 20 feet above I jumped and because of the speed we were falling the impact only equaled that of a five foot jump. After the 0 pointer touched ground a siren rang signaling the end of the test and that everyone could stop fighting. After we were all sent home with recovery girl tending to some peoples injuries including the girl I saved because I must have hit her too hard because she had a huge bruise on her hip. I started walking home when I just got lazy so I decided to call Mamagiri kindly asking for a portal home after I walked into a secluded alleyway.
Once I got inside I immediately headed to the bar not even caring grabbed some vodka and headed to my room, once I got there I just took a swig of the vodka not even caring about the hair dye or contacts because I started to like them so I just kept them on and drunk until I was seeing sasuke fucking a goat, at that point I decided to stop and took off my contacts before sleeping on the floor.
(this was a very long one to make up for last chapter which was pretty short so I hoped someone watching enjoyed and I might make another chapter tonight because it's Friday)
Nothing belongs to me It all belongs to Kohei Horikoshi other than the plot (I hope so)
