Life Ain't Fair

Chapter 9

                                                                      (time skip of one week)

Izuku POV:

After waking up to the most GOD AWFUL sound on this planet, yes I'm talking about Hand-Jobs voice, but he doesn't have to know now does he? Though the reason he was screeching like Sakura whenever she would see her beloved wasn't too bad. Apparently the letter got dropped off to the fake address and the deliverer dropped it off at the door so I guess it's good enough news to have to wake up to. 

After heading downstairs and having my usual coffee mixed with red bull, it's now at least tolerable so that's a plus. I went over to the walking Hand-Job and sliced open the flap of the letter because he was having trouble with the letter... who would have ever thought the "leader of the LOV" couldn't open a envelope ;-; 

Immediately a little hologram/projector came out onto the counter top and projected the one and only All Might onto the main screen, he then started talking saying " HELLO YOUNG HIYAKO SHISOI IM SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I AM TALKING TO YOU SO I SHALL CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE YOU GOT AT THE TOP OF YOUR GROUP AND THE SECOND HIGHEST OF ALL TIME 1 POINT BELOW ME! WITH AN ASTOUNDING 156 VILLAIN POINTS AND 50 HERO POINTS GETTING YOU TO A SCORE OF 206 POINTS ONLY 1 BEHIND ME WITH 207 YOU WILL OFFICIALY BE PUT INTO CLASS 2-A, WELCOME HIYAKO, TO YOUR HERO ACADEMIA!" (I have no idea if that is how it works I'm just winging it at this point)

Hand-Job seemed happy I made it in although I kinda wish I failed so people would stay away and instead I could kill them... the three stooges are already enough for me to deal with but I guess I will survive. School Starts In a week so this time I'm making sure Hand-Job has to pay because it was HIS idea in the first place so HE can own up and pay for my school supplies. 

(1 week time skip)

After waking up to my alarm, AKA Hellsing's love child torturing a new victim at the fresh time of 7:30 am, I immediately got up and went to shower, after that I put in my hair dye again and then my contacts and got into my favorite outfit consisting of a white T-Shirt saying "Sleep Is A Mans Best Friend" in black letters and my usual black ripped jeans. I also brought my limited edition Midnight Black sleeping bag, and then put on my mask with the voice changer. 

After walking halfway I decided to just steal a skateboard from the nearest shop and then spray painted it after buying them off some sketchy dude, then I continued on my way to school. After making it to the front gates I used my student ID to open the gate and then walked into the school going to class 2-A hoping school would just end already and I only just got here. 

As soon I got in front of the 2-A doors I was surprised, why are they so tall? Like they expecting Godzilla to come waltzing through the doors or something? Eh I don't really care let's get this shit over with, but first let me get out my sleeping bag. Now I'm ready for this school day, after getting ready to go in I notice a fellow caterpillar crawling down the hallway towards 2-A and I realized It must be my favorite Hero who loves to chase me after all my kills... the one... the only... eraserhead...... wahoooooooooo (notice my sarcasm)

So I just open the door with my teeth so we both can get in and then crawl my way to my seat with my super caterpillar stealth skills, while I see Aizawa crawling to the desk with half of him poking out to see if they notice. Surprisingly it was sasuke's little brother Shoto who noticed him and called him out but no one noticed me yet hehehehehehe. (and yes I believe that Dabi is Touya Todoroki)

After Aizawa got out of his cocoon like the beautiful butterfly he is he began addressing the class, I'm still on the floor by the way no one noticed and Aizawa just couldn't care so I'm kinda just here. After he was done lecturing class one dude stood up and then asked Aizawa "Ummmmm sir? why is there a sleeping bag on the floor next to the desk near Shoto?" his response was iconic. "Oh right sorry, I forgot we have a new student today he's been here the whole time just no one noticed, come on out of your cocoon Hiyako" because I can, I replied with "Only if I can emerge as a Beautiful butterfly sensei, oh and make sure coffee is included if possible"

Sadly he only told me "Get up problem child although I would permit you to go to the teachers lounge to get coffee for the both of us" hehehehe "you got yourself a deal sensei" and with that I crawled into the hallway ready to get my coffee, I don't need the UA plans on the first day I can just play along for now. 

After getting me and the sleep deprived teacher some coffee I crawled back to class and once at the door I got out of my sleeping back put it in my backpack and walked in with the coffee, placed one on Aizawa's desk and headed to my desk with my coffee but then I got an idea it was gonna be interesting too. 

All the time during my assassinations whenever people catch me in the act I can only run because I couldn't think of an idea to fuck with em, but I just might take a page out of Hellsing's love child's book and get freaky with it, like teasing the hero, don't matter the gender, or licking their neck or some shit (of course I would only lift enough to see my mouth of course I won't let them see my face) It would be fucking hilarious! (and for all the people wondering there shall be NO SHIP in this story so if you wanted a ship... sucks to be you cause their ain't one, check the story below mine to find a story with a ship *no offence intended*)

(time skip to when Izuku is home and done with Homework)

After I finished all my Homework and put on my shorts and mask and taking out my contacts I asked Mamagiri to open a portal to a nearby spot of where my target was, after getting out of the portal I took out my scythe and started searching for them, it only took about a minute and then I started dashing towards my target through the alleyways, while following the shadows so only the light teal color of my scythe could be seen. After reaching my target I swiftly ran over and past them barely, then shifted my body while swinging the scythe around pulling the scythe and head towards where my bodies momentum was headed, after the head was cut off I immediately caught it and ran to the pick up zone.

After I got close I heard from behind me "Stop right there villain!" it just so happened to be the Shoto kid from my class, he acts like a hero though and not like his brother who is the complete opposite. But at least this gives me an opportunity to test out my new idea, so I walked over with my hands up saying "Oh sure hero man, make sure not to be too rough though~" this caught him off guard and I ran over and behind him before he could register and gave a nice little kiss to his neck before running off leaving him confused and flustered which was too good to be true.

After getting back to the base after the kill I was laughing my ass off it worked perfectly and It was so fun seeing him so confused and flustered, it's almost like having the power whether to run over the deer in front off you or hit the brakes, and seeing a hero stop in their tracks because of it was so funnnnnn, I see why Hellsing's love child does this now. Though after my excitement high I decided to go to bed so I got a good rest for the next day of school.

(that's it, it is currently 1:40 am but idc and I don't think you people care either so sayonara see you whenever I make a new chapter)

Nothing belongs to me it all belongs to Kohei Horikoshi Creator of My Hero Academia, the only thing I own is the plot (I really hope so at least)