Life Ain't Fair

Chapter 7

Izuku POV:

Well shit, I just realized that I was actually reported missing and now people are looking for 2 me's.

The assassin me, and then the previous cinnamon roll innocent retard. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck why didn't I fucking listen to Hand-Job now I gotta hide even when out in public.

(I am tired as all holy shit and ready to pass out but I shall move on and finish this for you poor souls who read it)

Well that shouldn't be too difficult because of a beautiful invention called a mask and hoodie. While I may look like a robber or thug, the bar isn't exactly in the nicest of places so no one really cares if you wear a mask.

As a punishment I had to get groceries today and let me tell ya, they eat a SHIT ton of food it's kind of terrifying, but it's whatever I don't care much.

As I was leaving the store I hear some mumbling in a alleyway, I don't really care probably just a drug deal but I decided to listen in to see if they were planning something on the LOV.

As I checked i saw to my absolute shock, I saw inko and some drug dealer trading off her getting the drugs while giving him money. One thing I noticed though was he was holding a butterfly knife behind his back, and then as soon as I saw it he punced forward going to attack her.

Now don't get me wrong I hate the woman's fucking guts, but I'm the only one allowed to kill her, so I immediately pounced over and in the blink of an eye I sliced his throat with my katana, (I brought the katana today because it's easier to conceal, I normally use the scythe for assassination but the katana for if I'm just out and about or we are doing a open kill)

I then ran out the alleyway but not before giving her a nice slash to the thigh leaving her unable to move and then grabbed the groceries and ran back to the base/bar.

I asked Hand-Job if I could go on a spree today in a open part of town to get my name as an assassin out there so more people would fear me and the LOV getting us 1. More missions from people and that means more money and 2. It will give the LOV a bigger name (the USJ attack already happened Izuku wasn't there because he was doing mandatory training with his weapons)

As I was hopping from roof to roof looking for a large crowd I noticed that on the left side of the street was a group of around 150 people spread around the whole area. It was perfect, for efficiency purposes im going to use my katana because I do need to go quick because I'm trying to kill 150 FUCKING PEOPLE.

After getting to the back of the crowd in order to keep less panic in the beginning so less people can run and get away I started pulling people aside and into alleyways and quickly slicing their throat, after that was done I had around 100 people left, so I decided to start at the back going forward because there was a wall from a building blocking them AKA a dead end.

As I sliced the first persons neck screaming could be hear but I didn't care so I kept running from person to person trying to run and slicing their necks or stabbing through the heart, if needed I would disable their movement and kill them later.

Around 5 minutes later there were about 10 left so I quickly finished them off and took around 25 or so bodies them saying "The Reaper Deku Says Hello" and then I hopped away though I could hear faint footsteps following nearby and I knew eraserhead just made it to the scene and was following me after seeing me flee probably.

I knew I had to run so I started using my parkour training that Hand-Job was OH so adamant about, I might actually thank him for the lessons after this. On another note eraser was keeping up so I  used something I love, "run like a little bitch no jutsu" yes I'm a weeb deal with it.

But after around 10 minutes of running I finally lost him, so I headed the opposite way of the bar just in case and got Mamagiri to warp me back, I didn't ask before cause his portal stays open for 7 seconds and that is more than enough time for eraser to get in as well.

After getting in, instead of going to bed I decided to fuck with Sasuke and Hellsing's secret love child, so I just switched up his stitching kit for his whole body pretty much and I swapped it with The Blood-Rats jar of her favorite victims blood.

The chaos that followed was beautiful but I got my ass kicked in the end by two angry villains so it evens out I guess.

(Alright that's it for this one sorry if it's a little short I'm exhausted and my necks starting to hurt so ima call it here and hopefully update tomorrow)

Nothing belongs to me it all belongs to Kohei Horikoshi other than the plot, I made that (I hope at least)