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This is a Nudelholz -===-

Take it und hau it on the kopf of a bekloppt person.

Than you will have a better Gefühl than vorher.

I was sleeping very well in my quitsching Bettgestell

but in tge middl of the nach

ist das Scheisteil zamgekracht I hope that dir dass nie passiert and that my English better wird

I'm runnig ziemlich fast Doch the bus is weggerast.And now I stay im Sleepingzimmer and have not realy einen Schimmer,how late it is in Wirklichkeit denn my clock is eingeschneit.

. I think, I spider.

With me is not good cherry eating.

How horny is that then?

I only understand train station.

My English is under all pig.6. That is not the yellow from the egg.

It's pouring like out of buckets.

There tap-dances the bear.

There becomes yes the dog in the pan crazy.

Holla, the Woodfairy!

I have made myself - me nothing, you nothing - out of the dust.

Who sits in the glass house shouldn't throw rocks.

Better the sparrow in the hand than the dove on the roof.

There I eat a broom.

Say it through the flower.

Everything is in butter.

He doesn't have all cups in the cupboard.

The drop is sucked.

. That is a good donkey bridge.2l

To saddle the chickens.

He has bumblebees in the bottom.

That is jacket like trousers.

To pull someone through the hot chocolate.

To blow somenone the march.

There have we the salad.

My dear Mister Singing Club

There you look stupid out of the laundry.

Nice is the little brother of shit.

To be washed with all waters.

You have no idea of tooting and blowing.

We sit quite beautifully in the ink.

You grin like a honeycakehorse.

You are on the woodway.

Here is dead trousers.

Everything has an ending - only the sausage has two.