(Some lyrics are different. Credit to VGRB for the video.)
MULTIVERSAL RAP BATTLES!
Rapper 1: Starbirth (Bioscar )
Rapper 2: Turco (TheStarGod)
FIGHT!
Starbirth:
How 'bout you spare me your judgment, cus now my court is in session!
And I just wanna play a game, not get morality lessons!
So it's no question when this pest is gunning me on the track...
I'll take your body as a skin and then turn it into ash!
Makes sense you're a dumbass, I don't know where your brain is at!
Claim you're high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts!
You waited for your fam to meet all of their defeats, to teach your righteous themes?
What a Megalovaniac!
I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle...
That you're bringing here and beat you badly all the same!
The diamonds that I spit can spin the club, so it's insane!
You wanna gamble with your life, cus you'll be paying it back with spades!
When you're the weakest in your fam, and that's canon!
You're bluffin', when you're acting tough just like you're standing for justice!
And here, I thought I was the jester, still you're cracking me up!
And that's cus when I rap, I can do anything, while you stand and do nothing!
Turco:
Well, you spit one thing true, in fact... That when we're rapping, I can do nothing.
Cus your books do not require seeing you to pass!
So it's no mystery, I'll leave you floored as if I used a Star Attack!
At least my friends are stayin' by me!
You just ramble and annoy them 'til they break at the seams!
So they shove you in a dungeon, and they break all the keys!
Now even Matticus could not fix up your strayed sanity!
Stop your absurd verse, cosplayin' nerd!
I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search!
Still you will blurt how we're sheep and you're free?
Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Jackie!
Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test!
When people spend more time on my chapter than your entire story!
So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well...
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-maybe it's the way you're dressed!
Starbirth:
You don't throw punches, just puns!
You're calling that a comeback?
Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack!
And who cares who's secret?
We're just pieces in a book, so answer...
Do you think that you're an ace?
If yes, you're more clueless than Aeris!
Turc, you know you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time!
When you get beaten on repeat like it's a carousel ride!
Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic!
Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified!
Turco:
This fight's full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's finding it.
If you'd had a prison guard, you would lose to Infinite!
All this chaos is for nothing, cus man we know...
My fans only know your book because my cameo!
A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip?
No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet!
Sucks that you had flopped to be a cool cryptic person...
Who turned out less of a hero and more of a girl fooker!
ROUND OVER!
Choose the winner!
Multiversal Rap Battles!
