(Video. Credit to UBERocity.)
*Meanwhile, in MHS...*
Turco and Infinite are playing a very competitive game of SSBU, when Generous gets an idea and starts playing a catchy beat.
Everyone:
?
Generous:
Super Smash Raps!
Everyone:
!
Generous:
Donkey Kong VS. Little Mac!
3! 2! 1! GO!
Turco (Donkey Kong):
I'm finally here, performing for you!
If you know the words, you can join in too!
Put your hands together if you wanna clap!
As I'm tearing through this Little Mac!
HA!
Tossing barrels on barrels, just try to escape!
Judging by your vertical, you've been skipping leg day!
Guess you can't Jumpman, boy, I hope you can rhyme!
I could even take a hundred of you on at a time!
Mac, really?
Even Glass Joe has higher frames!
You're just a Shy Guy hiding behind wire frames!
K.O.'s charged!
...Oh whoops, ya missed!
Brawl with us all you want, to me you're still the assist!
Infinite (Little Mac):
In this corner, the underdog's ready to fight!
Ready to let out punches with all of his might!
All of this training has prepared me for this!
When this oversized monkey goes and meets my fist!
There ain't no better boxing match since Rocky VS. Smirnoff!
When this gorilla starts talking, I'd rather him bite my ear off!
Peel on outta here, you can't step in the ring with me!
Like your GameCube game, you're sounding too off-beat!
Just look at what I can do to ya with one nasty blow!
How was your verse goofier than your TV show?!
Turco (Donkey Kong):
When I was picked first to rap, everybody stepped back!
You're like a SoundCloud rapper, huh...
Li'l Mac!
Don't get smacked, Mario knows not to clap back!
Rip you to shreds on the track, like a Klaptrap!
Your height forces you to make low blows while fighting!
Looks like you learned to spit from your buddy Mike Tyson!
Your games stopped paying and you're no longer talked about!
If you ask me, Mac, I think it's time you Punch Out!
Infinite (Little Mac):
Ugh, he's tough...
Smesh (Doc Louis):
Show him what you got, Mac!
Infinite (Little Mac):
He hit me so hard...
Smesh (Doc Louis):
Well then, hit him back!
Infinite (Little Mac):
You're right, Doc, I won't have this be the end!
Smesh (Doc Louis):
Pick yourself up, don't let him take you out again!
Infinite (Little Mac):
When I attack, the bigger they are, the harder they're falling!
I'll have you and your whole DK Crew Smash Bawling!
I'm fit, slick, and chiseled, got a cocky strut!
Guess what?!
I'm not scared of your little Donkey Punch!
Giga Mac knows how to expand - dong, take the crown, to show you who's king, Kong!
And lo, the beast looked on the face of beauty!
Asking for an ice pack for his kicked in booty!
Turco (Donkey Kong):
I'm a classic in Smash, cus the Kong's sublime!
When I Bongo Beat, that's a Conga Line!
So hang up the gloves, you're looking fatigued!
Even when I'm not Super Slugging, I'm out of your League!
Came swinging at me, punching with all he can!
But even with my eyes closed...
YOU'RE STILL GETTING SPEEDRAN!
Infinite (Little Mac):
Can't take the flak?
Go back to the arcade!
Don't mess with Mac, this dude learned the hard way!
Take down the OG, how's that for some clout?!
10!
Raise my arm!
NOW THAT'S A KNOCKOUT!
Generous:
GAME!
(Hori shiato, who won that one?!)
(Real shit, I was watching this video and realized that this made sense for me and Infinite. I'm good with Donkey Kong, and he's good with Little Mac.)
(Anyways, see you later!)
