(This time, we got the villains!)
(Credit: Cam Steady)
Villainous music starts to play, as some of the best of the most heartless/ruthless/badass villains of the Multiverse have gathered.
They saw what the heroes did moments ago... And now, they've decided it's their turn.
Beat drop.
Shadownova:
Speak in a haiku, got an infinite IQ!
See what I might do?
I believe it was the Jackal who said "I'm the grand god"!
He was dead wrong!
Who's the supreme gentleman with a mental plan?
Is he wearing pants or a rental van?
Temperamental with the stick too, skeng in hand!
Licking these c***s like a misused dental dam!
Buckling up with the strap, skudududududu brap!
Lovely jubbly chap, putting my hood on the map!
Too many baps and I still go ham!
Forget pepper spray, make the pepper spray like a Coke can!
Oh damn bruv, fackin' hell!
I'll chef, scramble eggs, shot, crack and shells for bread!
Roll through when I cock the hammer, h it the whole zoo when I talk with llamas!
Ask my fam, I'm Shadownova!
And I drop a sonnet that'll son a jackal stan, I'm stunning!
Understand, I'm no son of one!
Summon heat like sun in summertime, give 'em a tan!
Don't f*ck with the 'Nova!
I got a butt thicc as a plot twist, and I'll turn your noggin into eggnog quick!
F*ck a jackal prick!
Dark Star:
Coming out of the gates, a bit rusty!
You really think you have what it takes?
You don't, trust me!
Never lag behind in a race, the road's dusty!
I'm starting to think that you're the fake!
Hmm, you must be!
Yeah, take a look in my eyes!
Even if I lose, I'm bouncin' back every time, yeah!
Always end up choosing who I'm taking alive, I'm basically another you with everybody combined!
And if you see me, then you better know that Imma settle this!
I've always been the one that you should never meddle with!
Wishing luck to you on even getting through my defense!
If you wanna come and get it, then my pedal's to the metal, b*tch!
No one's repelling this, I'll take the ones that you love for the hell of it!
They call it evil, I call it benevolence!
And by the end, show you all who the devil is!
Malice:
Came back to the present to tell you the answer's with Malice!
If you last to the end of this, then I'll ask what the question is!
The present's tense, it kinda feels like for centuries!
I've been on the ledge of the true Darkness, but you don't wanna hedge your bets against this canine!
When I kill the Prince, and steal the heart of his Princess!
Among minions, I wear the crown!
In the shadow of shadows, I'm underground!
Rapper, the master spitting flames of disaster!
And I don't even need to open my mouth!
You got a one-way ticket to oblivion!
Feel the burning sun rays, this dog invented 'em!
When it comes to villains in the history bins, who's the one that's gonna leave you deep Sonic O-Sixed?!
Wario-Man:
Boss in this b*tch, poppin' propper!
Big thicc body like a hot tamale!
I'm boxin' baddies and crackin' eggs, cus ain't nobody finna stop my carnage!
World domination, I'm with that!
Full annihilation, I sit back!
King of my clique, no sh*t been the big bad!
Dead last all six ahead real quick like, DAMN!
Whole team up, we ain't caught in no jam!
Brute force strength, Imma kill 'em with a slam!
It's okay, he ain't know who I was!
He ain't know who I am!
Shell to his shell, leave 'em cracked!
'Til he crashed, I'm upset that he had the li'l conch!
Well, cus if not!
Then my whole fist would have smashed!
Full strength breaking the glass, YEAH!
Anthony:
Six forms, and I'm open minded!
If so inclined, we could box!
Big drip, but no clothes designer!
Your foes this slime, you get dropped!
You look like chow about to get scoffed!
You should bow down!
Ask them, I'm a god!
Spirit of Darkness, drinking spirits like water!
One hit from this whip get you lit like a shot!
All I'm seeing is green like cash rules!
Everything, but no cream I snatch up!
Everything in my reach, I'm gassed up!
Better see you retreat!
You could never rival my energy!
Catch 'em wave riding like MP3!
Come through, it's CHAOS!
All I know, CHAOS!
'Bout to charge up the entropy!
Luke:
I'll twist the world to my wishes, your fear is delicious!
Submit and admit to your own deficiency!
Efficiency, cold and ruthless!
My foes are useless, I hold within my chest!
It's fused to me, pain amuses me!
They shall lose to me, f*ck who I used to be!
Flip the stage, dig your grave I supercede!
Scared, weak?!
No, I refuse to be!
Mask on, never mask off!
Leave your path blocked, and I should've been the last boss!
Think your fast, I surpass speed!
Don't make me laugh lots!
I advance and it can't stop!
The mercenary, I hurt so many!
Your team I bury, extremely edgy!
I move these spell like a Rubik's!
Sorcerer Demon brings death like anubis!
With that, the villains have finished their Cypher. Next time, we might have-
*Static, something approaches*
Infinite.EXE:
*Suddenly appears*
F*ck everything you've been told!
Here is some chaos that can't be controlled!
You gamble with god, now I'm taking my toll!
I'm not going for rings, cus the goal is your soul!
And I only see red when I'm reading your code!
You're looking red like you're seeing a ghost!
Witness the death as I butcher these childhood threats, then I'm coming for you in your home!
TAKE A STEP IN THE NIGHT, CUS SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT!
YOU CALL FOR YOUR FRIENDS, FIND A HEAD ON A PIKE!
YOU RUN AND YOU'LL DIE, YOU'RE TOO SLOW TO HIDE!
AND KILL THE READER IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW!
Go ahead and choose your fighter!
Set them ablaze like a lighter!
A villain cast up on a pyre, cus you know this cypher is ending this cypher!
*Laughs demonically*
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