Credit to VGRB for the video.
Several of our beloved heroes are playing a peaceful game of Among Us to pass the time.
Seven players... One Impostor...
CAST:
Infinite as Blue
Cristina as Pink
Splendid as Yellow
Smesh as Red
Turco as Green
Lexi as Black
Jacqueline as Brown
Infinite walks past Pink and Yellow, and he finds Brown's dead body on the ground in Storage, reporting the body.
Brown (Jacqueline):
;-;
Blue (Infinite):
Everyone, I called you cus a body was found!
And one of us is now the reason that we have to bury Brown.
There's an Impostor among us, and that's preposterous.
Lets get together and find out who this Impostor is!
I was in the Cafeteria and flushing the leaves.
Then went down into the Storage where the Crewmate's deceased.
But when headin' to the body, I saw Pink goin' north.
Could you explain why you were runnin' fast away from the corpse?
Pink (Cristina):
I wasn't in Storage when I went past you, Blue.
I was spending this whole round doing that Admin swipe.
Too fast, too slow, too slow, what the hell?
It only took eleven tries before I did that well!
Blue (Infinite):
*Under breath* Sure.
Pink (Cristina):
And Yellow can corroborate my story, we're together.
Then we headed up to Weapons to destroy the asteroids.
That's why you saw me when you ran to where the body was found.
I was never down in Storage, so I couldn't kill Brown!
Blue (Infinite):
...Yellow, what say you?
Yellow (Splendid):
Yeah Blue, it's true.
Pink and I were loading files on the Admin room.
I know finding a dead friend's a tough road, too.
But why you calling meetings 'fore my upload's through?
Blue (Infinite):
Sorry, stick to subject, did you see anything?
Yellow (Splendid):
Yeah, right before Reactor, we were hangin' with Green.
Pink and I had stayed behind to finish our tasks, but...
Green might've gone through Storage, so he has my sus.
Red (Smesh):
Uhh, hold on, wait a minute guys, it ain't Green, don't even lie.
We're the only ones who did Reactor on the other side.
And nobody else was there to shut it down on time.
If one of us had killed each other, everybody would've died!
Green (Turco):
Oh yes Red, of course, we just saved y'all on board.
But if Blue's been alone, it could've been a self-report.
And he doesn't have an alibi, it's sus even more.
So what during Reactor's more important than the core, huh?
Blue (Infinite):
I was halfway done with my Medbay scan.
You know how damn long that stupid task takes, man.
By the time I was done, the Reactor was fixed.
And I'm almost done with tasks, so next Emergency I'm sure to come with!
So I think we should skip.
Yellow (Splendid):
Man, he's drippin' with sus, I think it's time that he's kicked!
Blue (Infinite):
Wait, hold on for a second, Yellow, you're not out the light.
What if you were sneakin' out while Pink was tryna swipe?
Yellow (Splendid):
What?!
Blue (Infinite):
Think back for a second, you'll see what I mean.
Considering you two were all alone where Brown was left to bleed.
And so if Pink swiping, we all know that covers up the screen.
So she couldn't see you sneak right outta Admin down to Storage at the obscene scene...
Returning safe and sound.
Yellow (Splendid):
Well, has anybody noticed Black's been quiet this whole round?
Black (Lexi):
...Oh, sorry guys, I was AFK, I had to get my door, it was... Postmates.
Blue (Infinite):
Everyone, it's time to vote, so here's the situation.
Red and Green and Black are safe from this elimination.
And Pink has been defended, so I got a hunch it's Yellow.
But we never need to jump the gun, I say we play it mellow.
I know this threat is scary, but we need to stand and fight it.
The Impostor wants us all apart, we'll never stand divided.
We'll win this united, because we are Crewmates.
We'll get this Impostor when he shows their true face.
Everyone:
...
Pink (Cristina):
I dunno man, Blue's been talkin' a lot. *Votes*
Yellow (Splendid):
Really sus. *Votes*
Blue (Infinite):
Wait, what?
Red (Smesh):
I'm down to kick him. *Votes*
Black (Lexi):
*Burps and votes*
Green (Turco):
Done. *Votes*
Blue (Infinite):
No! No no no!
Blue was ejected
Blue (Infinite):
Oh, nice throw! Nice throw, guys! Nice!
Afterwards...
Defeat, the Impostor wins.
Black (Lexi)
You stinky little idiots, it was ME!
I was the Impostor!
I fooled you!
I wasn't even getting Postmates, it was Uber Eats!
Postmates just rhymes with AFK! ...S-sort of.
It's a slant rhyme, like...
So...
Like, I was... I was...
Initially, I was trying to get Doordash... But, like...
I was trying to get McDonald's, and they didn't have McDonald's in my...
Whatever, I... I win. >:3
