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Don't ask why, just go with it. Video made by Cougar macdowell Va.

Lucas: *Drinking a soda*

Turco: :3 *Attempts to take his other soda*

Lucas: *Hand slap!*

Turco: !

Lucas: Don't. Touch.

Transition

Lucas: Hey, Turco! Where are ya going?

Turco: I'm going to McDonald's to get lunch.

Lucas: Can I come?

Turco: Of course. You can ride with me anytime, Lucas. Heh heh heh.

Lucas: Heh heh heh.

Turco: ...

Lucas: ...Ehh, no homo.

Turco: Yes, I was just about to say... No homo.

Transition

Smesh: *Walking*

Turco: Hey, nice hat. Can I wear it?

Smesh: Umm...

Turco: I'll let you wear mine if you let me wear yours.

Smesh: Fine.

They switch hats-

Turco: ...

Smesh: ...You look like a wet bandit, Turco.

Turco: And you look like a hobo that went to the club. We can't change fashion, can we?

Transition

Turco: Give me your head, Infinite!

Infinite: No, why would I?!

Turco: That's none of your concern! Give me your damn head, or else I'll take it by force, Jackal boy!

Infinite: It is if it's MY HEAD you're using, so tell me why you want it, recolor reject!

Lucas: *Eating popcorn while watching* Oh. This is quite entertaining.

Transition

Lucas: *Uses his tongue to scoop up his meatball and eats it*

Turco: *Sips his drink*

Lucas: *Gulp* Mmmm, mmmm. Meatballs taste really good.

Turco: ...Uhh, Lucas? Do you do anything else with that tongue besides playing with your food?

Lucas: *Thinks for a moment* Hmmm...

Turco: *Sips his drink again*

Lucas: Weeell, Jacqueline seems to like my tongue play. ;3

Turco: *Eyes widen and spits out his drink* PFFFFFPPTT!!! DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK?!

Lucas: HAHAHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! XD

Transition

Turco: ...Come on, let me be the Impostor for once!

Impostor

Turco: Yes! Finally! Now to get my revenge! Hehehe!

He finds Lucas.

Turco: Oh, Lucas... I've been waiting a long time for this precious moment. Consider this a preview of what I will do to you the next time we meet. DIE!

Slash!

Turco: HAHAHAHAHA! I did it! I finally did it! Now for my next target.

Phantom: *Finds the body* ...Alright, I'm calling a meeting.

In the meeting, they quickly vote out Turco, which doesn't bother him.

Turco: It was all worth it in the end. ^^

Lucas: Dude, you suck at this game!

Turco: Shut up, Lucas! I gave you $20 to help me out!

Lucas: I hate pretending to be your ex, this is beyond weird!

Phantom: Why am I even playing this dumb game...?

Veronica: Ugh! Can I leave this stupid game now?

Lmao, hope you enjoyed this stupidity. Consider this a normal day-in-the-life for some of our heroes, if you so wish.

I'm out. Peace.

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