Randomness

Halloween Special (2020)

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Fuck I forgot to do this- but Imma make it a basic rundown of my DnD ish so far because roleplaying is basically the essence of Halloween stuff.

@RoxyDivine - Kava, Dragonborn Paladin LG

@Vlar3_fly - Art, Tiefling Rouge CN

Idk if she has a Wattpad- Althea, Sun Elf Bard CG

Me UwU - Yeez/Quikrana, Changeling Rogue CN

Basically what happened our first meeting:

DM: *introducing Phandalin and we go to the Inn to get a meal, which is absolutely disgusting by the way, like it's literally plastic on a plate, but the Inn owner tells us a story about a solid gold bell in a temple in a ruined city/town up ahead called Conyberry, such a good idea to tell a group that has two Rogues and three Chaotic people-*

*So basically we go to Conyberry and there's an orc up in the guard tower its practically High Noon-*

Art: We should wait 'till sundown to attack

Althea: I'm gonna seduce the orc

Art: What?

Althea: I'm gonna seduce the orc

Art: But-

Althea: Waiting until sundown will take too long. I'm gonna seduce the orc and I'm gonna seduce it now, I have my guitar, we'll be fine.

*rolls a fUCKing 5 for seduction*

*All of us are basically sobbing at the actual table this is the first fucking dice roll we do what the fuck*

Althea: Well, that failed-

Orc 1: *hated her music so damn much that he's about to call the others to fuck her shit up-*

Art: For god's sake- *shoots the orc in the arm so that bitch's war horn ain't shit*

Orc 1: *FUCKING CALLS FOR HIS BROTHERS USING HIS VOICE-*

*and so fucking 8 orcs come into the courtyard to fuck our LV 1 selves in the ass- and basically two minutes later the DM actually has one of the orcs attack us and it literally went-*

DM: I've been having these orcs sit there for two long Imma have one of them hit one of the Rogues

*silence for two seconds*

Me: Which one of us?

*My fellow Rogue and wifey is just sweating nervously*

DM: I'm gonna sayyyyyy Art

*Rolls a fUckiNg 20 on Art who has fucking 8 HP and I forgot how much damage he said it hit for but-*

DM: The orc hits for ___ damage

Me: WELL YOU KILLED HIM

DM: What?

Me: HE HAD 8 HP AND YOU KILLED HIM