Day 4 (after the Harvest Festival
Little do people know how all melons have a single reincarnation cylce due to a single seed inside a melons body in which it will grow its soul and body back into the melon they once were. This seed is known as the basic white girl seed. This is the most superior seed of all the seeds. This seed was very white, which is why it is called the basic white girl seed. And because this seed is white, it was superior to all the other black seeds (although if, the basic white girl seed started telling all the black seeds why it was superior to all of them, the black seeds would gang up on it and prison shank it to death.) (also, there are no brown or asian seeds existing because those were sooooooo inferior to the white seed, melons were genetically modified to be rid of these seeds.)
now one of the ravenous abductors had consumed this seed. And because this seed was superior to all other black ones, it could endure the digestive process that inferior black seeds could not.
Now, Larrie's white seed was lodged in the center of a big mass of crap (larrie's now digested melon flesh) which was merrily gliding along the voluminous caverns of the gingerly, fat, abductor's larger intestines. The white seed began to absorb the nutrition and delicousness of the poop. And the seed took root inside the middle of the crap. As soon as the seed had taken root, Larry was revived, and had gained his conciousness. (Larrie's body is now the seed.)
Exerpt from Larrie's journal:
"I have just been reincarnated back to by body although it is now a tiny white sproutling instead of my formal, healthy, melon body which had been taken advantage of by ferocious abductors. This wonderful poop substance is awesome although it is inferior to space cow's poop. Fortunately, when ever i get out of this colon, i'll have a large quantity of poop supply to help grow me back to my former self. (Because Larry is in the large intestine of the fat gingerly kid who theoretically makes more poop in his large intestine than the more "lean" abductors because fat children/abductors by definition crap heavier that skinnier kids! ) :D End of Exerpt
Suddenly, things started vibrating. Then they shook. The fat ginger abductor quickly was notified of the sensations he was feeling from his rectum. He sprinted faster to the nearest toilet faster than a Kenyan could from a Jaguar. Inside the intestines and rectum, a major earthquake was occuring. (Jaws music starts playing). A mysterious noise was being produced from the outside. It sounded as if someone was clapping their hands really, really loud. But really, it was the abductor's little cheeks flexing and contracting, and readying themselves for ejection. The Gingerly fat kid pulled down on his pants and squatted on the toilet. Then he tipped his head back and let out a blood curling scream that was loud enough to make the Kenyans start running. A hole in the rectal chamber opened up to the real world. And a force without measure shot captain Larry of the S.S. crap out of the rectum at LUDICOUS SPEED!! Captain Larry and the S.S. crap went shooting into the bowl of water while the fat ginger abductor was blasted into outerspace at ludicrous speed with a brown poopy pollution trail.
Captain Larry of the S.S. Crap used the force to flush the toilet, and he was flushed into the sewer systems while growing in the center of the poop he piloted.
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Book 1:The Adventures of Larry
HumorWhen Larry the melon is chosen for the harvest among the melons in the melon patch, he embarks on an adventure while meeting many people and making friends. But what he doesn't know, is how our destinies are intertwined with the universe! Will his l...
