Book 1:The Adventures of Larry

Chapter 5: The Chase

"We musts hurrys! YEEES! We needsses huurrrrrieses masters!!!" Larry and Meagle pull over, hop out of the pick up truck they hijacked and commenced to strip from their loin cloths. They need to disburden their cheeks. They were in the middle of the desert on their way to the U.S. Larry spots a stumpy green cactus. "YES!'' he cackles. He takes a crap on the cactus. Ever so simple. just takes a crap. nothing to it. But Meagle uses a different, more complex procedure to his disengaging of the anus. He gets down on all fours. He crawles to his stumpey cactus. He can SMMMMELLLLLL the fear emitting from the tiny cactus. Meagle gives the cactus a menacing smile with beady eyes. The cactus has already pooped itself, but nobody would know since the cactuse's helpless cheeks are burrowed into the ground. Meagle crawls to position his rectal chamber over the cactus. Meagles body is ready. He purses his lips. HE smacks his lips. Meagle lowers his alpha cheeks to the point where they hover inches above the cactus. Meagle licks his lips until they are nice and moist. Then he gives a low mumble, then a grumble, then he gives a shout, a scream, a quadruple forte blood curtling howl! Meagle discharges on the cactus. The rainbow painted cactus falls over dead. "YEEEESS! WE DIDS IT!!!'' Like a proper gentleman, Meagle kicks sand on the cactus to cover the massacre like my cats scrape sand onto a turd after crapping in a litterbox. Rectums satisfied, and the crying cheeks being silenced, Meagle and Larry on all fours climb back into the white pickup truck. Meagle drives. Larry sits in the passenger seat. A mexican corpse without eyes sits in the middle seat with both of his arms put around Meagle and Larry. They are happy. 

Sirens. They can be heard in the distance behind the white pickup truck. Meagle hears them. He looks in the rear view mirror. Cops. about 4 cop cars. Meagle hisses in the rear view mirror showing his handsome yellow teeth. Meagle floors the peddle. He hand crank rolls down the window and sticks his beautiful face outside the window to address the police following about 20 feet behind. He bulges his eyes out at the cops like a black person eating KFC. He Bares his handsome yellow teeth at the following police and hisses at them ferociously. The police have a megaphone and they say,"pull over or we will shoot at you!'' Meagle hisses in responce, and throws their mexican companion who was sitting in the middle chair out the window and onto the road. The cop cars run over the corpse which does nothing to the cops, but it pleases Meagle. The cops commence bombardment upon the white pickup truck. Meagle returns fire. He rolls down the window again, but this time, with precious in his hands. "SHE NEEEEEDS TO FFEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!" Meagle fires a few shots and kills the driver of one of the cop cars. The cop car spins out of control and crashes into 2 other cop cars. Precious has fed. Larry and Meagle howl with joy at what happened to the beaner cops. However, in the remaining cop car, is a pilot that makes Larry's blood run cold. Larry pokes his head out of the window to see the fat ginger abductor in hot pursuit manning the remaining cop car!!!!! The abductor is howling with joy and turns on the nitrous boost in his cop car! The cop car accelerates forward and rams into the back of the white pickup truck. The lawn mover fall out of the back of the pick up truck and misses the cop car. NNOOOOO, NOT THE LAWN MOVER!!!  The fat ginger abductor screams with crazed, crack head laughter. Larry is so angry, tha the climbs out onto the bed of the truck. He poises his bottom at the cop car driver. He fires. A 30 millimeter projectile pooping pierces through the cop car windshield and hits the driver. An explosion the size of the Atomic bomb dropped on the Japanese in Hiroshima vaporizes the cop car and the abductor. Meagle goes nuts with pleasure. He climbes out of the white truck onto the roof while Larry takes the wheel. Meagle flings off his loin cloth and shows the whole wide world his junk. He crotch chops. He pelvic thrusts:one, twice, three times! Foul on the play for excesive celeberation!!!!! 

Meagle and Larry near the U.S. border/Mexican Border. But the truck runs out of gas. they are half a mile away from the border, and U.S. border patrol is raising sirens. The troops prepare themselves against Larry and Meagle. Larry and Meagle prepare their bodies. They do a ritual in sincronization that allows them to do the ultimate manoever. They join hands, and they turbo-rainbow-fart their way over the border! They hopped the border! They land half a mile on U.S. soil away from the border. The border patrol advance on the two. but they won't be fast enough. Because Larry and Meagle had gotten down on all fours, and they broke out into a sprint to Houston, Texas to fulfill their destiny.

In the distance of Houston, a space ship is about ready for take off. A car drives by Larry and Meagle. Fortunately, Meagle has precious. And precious needs to feed. 

Larry and Meagle are driving in a car munching on the eye balls of preciouse's victim. They will make it on time to the space ship! Destiny awaits them. Moments later, they stand infront of a collosal space ship that will blast off to space in t-40 seconds. Larry and Meagle scale the space ship so they are on the side of it. Larry points his bum hole at the hull of the spaceship. The bum hole heats up, and is now glowing hot bright red! A lazer emits from the bum hole burning a hole into the space ship. Security is aware of what is going on, and they commence fire on Meagle and Larry. They quickly climb into the hole and hijack the space ship after precious shoots the pilots. NASA control tries to shut down the launch, but it is too late. The glorious Apollo-12 is blasted off into space with Captian Larry and Ace Pilot Meagle. Where are they going now that they are in a space ship? Only destiny knows.