My gf before she became a stoner on the morning after a party: *wakes up a 1:30 pm* uhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Turn the tv off it to loud!!!! Get me water!!! Get me aspirin!!!!!! If you don't hurry up we're over!!!! Now!!!!! I'm gonna puke!!!
Me who hasn't drunk a lot but has been a stoner since 7th grade (I'm in 10 th grade): *wakes up at 7am* *makes breakfast* *has everything my gf needs when she wakes up* *watches movies till she wakes up* hey. Good morning. Here you go. *hands her water and aspirin* y don't u go back to sleep? *we end up going back to sleep for the rest of the day*
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Stupid stories of my high ass and my girlfriend being a cute dumbass
RandomWhat the title says The cover says (for me it's gf not bf): "My boyfriend and I smoke together on the daily. Our relationship is as solid as rock and I've never experienced this kind of love. Smoke together, stay together"
