Miu's Party / Oumasai

fooled

the next day

Shuichi POV
It's the day of the party. I take out my phone and talk to Miu.

Shuichi
miu
hey
miu
why the heck arent you responding
...
genius beautiful intelligent miu, are you there?

genius girl
Hell yeah I am
now what do you want poo-chi?

Shuichi
ok
so uh
what time is the party?

genius girl
the party is at 7:30 you moron
didn't i say that?

Shuichi
well
no.

genius girl
oh yeah i didnt lol
i only sent it to the group chat without you

Shuichi
oh
okay
wait you have a chat without me?

genius girl is now offline.

I turn my phone off. It's 6:39, so I still have some time to spare. I turn my phone back on and start chatting in the group chat.

Shuichi
e

robo-boy
"e?" I don't understand, what are you trying to say?

bug-boy
Gonta no understand either... is Shuichi trying to sing the alphabet?

cosplay gorl
I'm pretty sure he said "e" to start a conversation..

ilovepanta
wow shuichi
do you really want to talk to us that much?

Shuichi
what no
i just need something to do while waiting for the party to start

ilovepanta
hey shuichi,
instead of talking in the group chat you can just private chat with me
im quite entertaining ;)))

Shuichi
no

assassin
so um im not forcing you, but maybe you should..
i dont want a bunch of nonsense in this group chat

Shuichi
but i dont want to talk with h i m

ilovepanta
huh? shumai doesnt wanna talk with me?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SHUICHI IS SO MEAN

kayayday
shuichi i dont want to be mean but,
JUST TALK TO HIM I DONT WANT HIM SENDING THAT HES CRYING CROCODILE TEARS FOR 45 MINUTES

I take a look at the clock, seeing its 6:45.

Shuichi
ok
fine
kokichi accept my chat request

bold = Shuichi
italic = Kokichi
You are now private chatting with Kokichi.
Alright kokichi.. tell me something entertaining
Well did you know that I've figured out which came first; the chicken or the egg?
dont tell me thats too much power
that was a lie shuichi. you believe stuff too much, nishishi!
shut up

kokichi then starts to talk about grape panta and how I should try it. I have tried it once, it's good, but I wouldn't drink it often.

Hey Shuichi.
what is it, kokichi?
i love you
0_o
hm? what did i send?
"i love you"
Kokichi then deletes his last three messages, then sends,
ooh, so you LOVE me shuichi? sorry if I break your heart, but i dont feel the same way~
i-wait what-

I take a while to process what happened, then realize I got fooled by his trick. I immediately delete the messages I sent.

Nishishi, shuichi its too late to delete your messages now, I already have it screenshotted!
why you little-

Exactly 17 seconds later Kokichi sent a photo in the group chat.

ilovepanta
heyyyy guys look shuichi loves me~

genius girl is now online

genius girl
oh damn shuichi
confessing your love over a text message?
as expected, an emo boy like you could never do it in person!

himikobelongstomeyoudegenerate
oh no
now there's two degenerates working together!
atleast those males wouldn't try to hit on us women anymore!

Shuichi
no, thats wrong

kayayday
dang shuichi, why didnt you tell me this?
also why hasnt anybody mentioned how lame shuichi's name is wth

mom
I mean, it is just his real name.

magicalmagicianmage
i think we should change it

ilovepanta renamed "Shuichi" to "ilovekokichi"

ilovekokichi
what kind of name is this?

tennis pro renamed "ilovekokichi" to "can you guys shut up"
himikobelongstomeyoudegenerate renamed "can you guys shut up" to "degenerate male"
avocado man renamed "degenerate male" to "ihaveacoolname"
kayayday renamed "ihaveacoolname" to "ilikehangingoutwithkaede"
ilovepanta renamed "ilikehangingoutwithkaede" to "mr detective"

cosplay gorl
I suppose that "Mr. Detective works."

tennis pro
ok.

ilovepanta
its 7:13 pm, shouldn't we all get ready now??

mr detective
uh.. yeah we should.

I turn off my phone and start getting ready. I decide on wearing a white shirt, along with a grey jacket. I then see Kaito in front of my house with Maki.
"Get in, sidekick! We're going to Miu's party!" he said.
I hop inside the car, and we make our way towards Miu's house.

authors note
dont hop into random stranger's cars. reading the fanfic, its more of a chatfic, but i swear that theres gonna be more real-world stuff from now on.