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23. and they were roomates

paranoia.
CHAPTER TWENTY THREE
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❪ IMESSAGES ❫
SEÁN MCLOUGHLIN

seán
Rory why is everyone on
my timeline talking about
you moving in with Corpse?

rory
oh because i did

seán
WHAT?

rory
did i not tell you?

seán
clearly not!!
hence the surprise

rory
oh oops
sorryyy

rory
well it's true

rory
i am now living with corpse

seán
what the fuck

seán
how did that happen?

rory
well i took all the stuff out
of my apartment and put
it into corpses 🤗

seán
i hate you.

rory
i'm kidding

rory
no it's only temporary until
i find an apartment of my own

rory
i got evicted and corpse offered
to let me stay until i
found somewhere else

seán
wow

seán
okay that wasn't what i expected
to hear when i woke up this morning

seán
sorry to hear you got evicted
but i guess it worked out
well in the end

rory
yeah i guess it did

seán
so how is it living with Corpse?

seán
is his voice even deeper
in the morning?

rory
oh yeah
wayyy deeper

rory
i didn't even think that
was humanly possible

seán
damn

rory
but yeah it's so fun
living together

rory
it's weird because i was so
nervous about moving in
but now it just feels???
normal???

rory
idk but it feels like we've
been friends forever

seán
aww Rors i'm so happy
for you guys

rory
chill dude
we're just roommates

seán
...and they were roommates

rory
of course you would
quote that vine

seán
i just said that i'm happy
for you guys getting along